Will FreeRepublic Finally Stop Posts Equating Guilt or Innocence with (Females') Looks???

[citizen]

You’re wasting your time, pal. And ours. jmo

[TigersEye]

Thirty years old? Stop that! I feel old enough as it is. ;^)

[Lazamataz]

Okay, that was something about Paula Deen and klaatu barada nikto, but I’m lost. Guess it’s no on the pioneer dress, yes on the burqa.

AskImam.com is amazingly funny.

Here is an example question:

1. Can I perform ghusl by just letting the Mani flow without doing wudu if I am not going to perform Salāh? 2. I just did my ghusl and prayed. However, after my Salāh I saw semen. Do I have to wash myself again and repeat the prayer or is my prayer valid?

The answer was incomprehensible. Here's an excerpt:

Regarding your second question, if you witnessed semen after your Salāh, then ghusl will become fardh upon you but repeating your Salāh will not be necessary.

?????

[zeugma]

See my tagline.

I knew you'd make it to this thread. Love the tagline.

[Lazamataz]

Guilty.

But I'd hit it.

(TWO count em TWO memes in ONE post)

[Lazamataz]

IS somebody less of a man than you if they DON’T want to be raped, by anybody?

Yes.

In fact they may just be evil.

[central_va]

A woman cannot technically rape a man. Unless the man is stimulated the rape will not take place in the penetration sense. Maybe in other more oral ways but not in that way. For instance, Hitlery could hold a gun to my head and demand I satisfy but my “Mr Happy” would probably crawl up into my abdomen in a reverse erection.

[shibumi]

"(TWO count em TWO memes in ONE post)"

And without getting any wudu on your Salah.

I'm impressed by your expert Shamaaqah

[Lazamataz]

A woman cannot technically rape a man. Unless the man is stimulated the rape will not take place in the penetration sense. Maybe in other more oral ways but not in that way. For instance, Hitlery could hold a gun to my head and demand I satisfy but my “Mr Happy” would probably crawl up into my abdomen in a reverse erection.

I believe a reverse-erection is called a 'woman'. LOL

[Lazamataz]

Whenever I am at a restaurant, I ask that they put the wudu in a little cup to the side. I like to dress my Salah myself.

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

I suspect neither of you thought it through.

Hitlery with a woman. Hitlery with a man. Which option do you think happens most often.

[shibumi]

"I believe a reverse-erection is called a 'woman'. LOL"

Which is just how Hillary likes 'em!

(rimshot!)

[CatherineofAragon]

I can’t get the site to work for me...I’m trying to get into the “women” section. That should be entertaining.

I do hear, however, that once your ghusl becomes fardh there’s no turning back.

[zeugma]

(by the way, Napoleon just farted)

Uh, yeah, why else do you think the horse is rearing? It's trying to get away from the noxious cloud before it's done in by it.

[Lazamataz]

I suspect neither of you thought it through. Hitlery with a woman. Hitlery with a man. Which option do you think happens most often.

Well, if his Mr. Happy inverted, he'd kinda be of some use to Hitlery after all.

[central_va]

I always think of the move “The Graduate” as being shot in color, was it really black and white?

[TigersEye]

"I believe a reverse-erection is called a 'woman'. LOL"

Watch it, central_va, Laz is thinking about hitting you now.

[LanaTurnerOverdrive]

Lighten up, Francis.

[central_va]

[Marie]

I fully agree.

The only time I have a problem with it is when it concerns adult/minor sex.