Posted on 12/12/2014 10:01:50 AM PST by xzins
Diane Feinstein's recently released report on controversial CIA interrogation practices indicts, not only the Bush administration, but also all previous administrations going back to the controversial leader of the Franks, Charles Martel, and his victory over the moderate Muslim community at Tours in 732 AD, which can only be described as a gross law enforcement misconduct and hate crime.
Citing inside information from medieval Latin and Arabic sources, the report prepared by Feinstein's staffers details a shocking degree of intolerance and Islamophobia on the part of Charles Martel's administration and the army of Franks, who countered the peaceful expansion of moderate Muslims into Europe via Spain with such violent hatred that historians suspect could only be explained by racist motives.
"Clearly this was racial profiling on part of the Frankish administration," determined Yale historian Dr. Hussein al-Isis. "Franks and other white Europeans were simply uncomfortable around brown Middle Easterners, no matter how harmless their intentions."
While mostly white contemporary historians crowed about a "Christian victory over Islam," understandably bitter and disaffected members of the Muslim community, victimized by Martel's extremist policies, were compelled to fend for themselves while retreating through the Pyrenees shouting, "Hands up, don't spear me!" and "Death to Infidels!" Through no fault of their own, villages were plundered and citizens killed by some of the elements within the otherwise peaceful group of Muslim protesters, who became radicalized as a result of racism and gross civil right violations.
"I was disgusted at what we uncovered," said an indignant Senator Diane Feinstein. "Instead of empathizing with the Muslim community and hearing their side of the story - instead of trying to find common ground and a mutually acceptable compromise through interfaith dialogue and negotiations, the bigoted leader of Franks chose to kill the Muslim leader, Abdul Rahman al-Ghafiqi."
"For this sickening display of barbarism," added Feinstein, "he received the nickname of Martel, meaning 'the Hammer,' and has continued to symbolize the greatest threat to world peace and harmony until his title "the Hammer" was passed to the Republican leader Tom Delay.
"We have only ourselves to blame for this mess," opined foreign policy expert and former presidential candidate, Ron Paul. "If Martel had not unilaterally meddled in Middle Eastern affairs, then there wouldn't have been any of that blowback. The fact that Islam was spreading by violent conquest a century before the Battle of Tours is a direct result of Martel's misguided foreign adventures."
At a White House press conference, President Obama informed reporters that "I just found out about the Battle of Tours while watching History Channel, and let me tell you, nobody is angrier about this than I am. I have asked our outgoing attorney general, Eric Holder, to immediately investigate Martel's activities, to get to the bottom of this issue, and if possible, to take legal action against Charles Martel and the Frankish Kingdom. We will not rest until we have a conviction."
Nevertheless, the president did appeal for restraint. "As you protest, you're probably thinking like I'm thinking: this is the result of over a millennia of documentable Islamophobia. You know, this touches me on a personal level: Abdul Rahman al-Ghafiqi looks just like Michelle with a beard. This isn't just a Shia problem, or a Sunni problem, or a Sufi problem, it's an American problem. While I understand the rage, the calls for Jihad, the desire to impale all white Christians and burn down their churches, let's everybody stay calm and let social justice take its course."
Meanwhile, protesters holding posters of al-Ghafiqi were blocking major highways in large cities across America, and NFL players were seen charging onto the field, then collapsing and shouting, "Hands up, don't spear me!"
Thanks ! The website is a Hoot !
Then this article will provide interesting new insight.
Charles Martel - a hero of western civilization and God Bless him for it!
Millions of Americans can trace their family lineage to Martel. I know I can. It’s a great heritage.
This article has the ring of truth.
E.G., The Siege of Vienna actually a race-riot! I would never have realized this. Now I can wallow in White Guilt to my heart's content.
Of course, I cannot now go back and vote for the gay Muslim from Mombasa. But, BUT, I can devote the rest of my life to saying nothing but nice things about him ... alhumdoolillah!
Charlie (The Hammer) Martel must be doing about 500 RPM in his grave as his descendants, town-by-town, cede la belle France to the exponentially breeding muzzies.
LOL! Good stuff.
The Fifteen Decisive Battles of the World.
From Marathon to Waterloo.
Sir Edward Creasy.1851.
That battle is recorded. For, as one learned Oxford professor said-"Had that battle been lost, I would have been teaching the Koran today and not biblical history". It might be a little unkind to the honourable lady here. During the horror of a serial killer roaming at large while she was Mayor, she called a news conference. She told the whole world, that the police had the killers footprints. She said they had the cartridge casings. The police were unhappy, to say the least.
Later, the killer was caught. He saw the news conference and promptly dumped his shoes and weapon over the San Francisco Bridge. Unbelievable!
Anything that is printed without the headline:
“Feinstein Deceased”
just gets my blood pressure up more than it is, already.
LOL!
If Charles Martel had just 1 nuclear weapon, all this would be over..
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As was Churchill:
A quote from an 1899 book by Winston Churchill, "The River War", in which he describes Muslims he apparently observed during Kitchener's campaign in the Sudan
“How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy. The effects are apparent in many countries. Improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce, and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of the Prophet rule or live. A degraded sensualism deprives this life of its grace and refinement; the next of its dignity and sanctity. The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property - either as a child, a wife, or a concubine - must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men.
Individual Moslems may show splendid qualities. Thousands become the brave and loyal soldiers of the Queen; all know how to die; but the influence of the religion paralyses the social development of those who follow it. No stronger retrograde force exists in the world. Far from being moribund, Mohammedanism is a militant and proselytizing faith. It has already spread throughout Central Africa, raising fearless warriors at every step; and were it not that Christianity is sheltered in the strong arms of science - the science against which it had vainly struggled - the civilization of modern Europe might fall, as fell the civilization of ancient Rome.”
When your name’s Hammer, everyone looks like a nail...
Or something,,,
Because of this guy Martel, to took another 600 years for France to enjoy hummus and the number zero.
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Seriously, if my actions have offended Diane Feinswine to the point of expounding on them in this "report", I can relax, safe in the knowledge that I did precisely the right thing with regard to that "moderate Muslim community".
LOL!
There we go; Churchill, for the fight against sloth and deception.
“The Carolingians were really bad dudes, according to the Merovingians.”
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I don’t know about that but some of the Carolinians are kinda wild. I don’t know nothin’ bout no Moverinjuns.
I thought satire had to be so labeled.
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