Saudi cleric issues fatwa on snowmen

The Guardian ^ | January 12, 2014

[silverleaf]

Do You wanna build a snowman?

I KEEL YOU!

[Puppage]

Do You wanna build a snowman?

You didn't build that!

[rovenstinez]

Wonderful, snowman is now on the list with bacon. We have a WINNER. Fatwah on Snowman

[I-ambush]

That’s right, there will be no more snowmen allowed in the desert!

[PGR88]

it promotes lustiness and eroticism,” one wrote.

He said snowmen, not snow-goats.

[gr8eman]

Wait until they start banning snowmen in Scandinavia! Thnk its not possible? Never underestimate the cowardice of the Quislings!

[Lazamataz]

Islam is a serious mental illness.

[Lazamataz]

If snowmen are forbidden, snowblowers are RIGHT OUT.

[doug from upland]

Sheikh Mohammed Saleh al-Munajjid is right about snowmen.

[BykrBayb]

it promotes lustiness and eroticism

Is there anything that they don't want to have sex with?

[TADSLOS]

Snow angels too.

[baltimorepoet]

Someone should carve an ice sculpture of Mohammed on his honeymoon with Aisha.

[BykrBayb]

I like that. And they should create a mold of it, which you can fill with water to create your own ice sculpture. Sell them cheap, at stores everywhere!

[norwaypinesavage]

Even Mohammed knew that the lie about his immortality wouldn’t fly after he was dead. Even snowmen have more credibility than a dead Mohammed. In actuality, it was the barely literate Imams who wrote the Quran a couple of centuries after Mohammed was already dead. They already found out that a snowman had more credibility than a dead Mohammed did.

[edpc]

You can build the cleric from a snowman
And pretend that he is Imam Brown
He'll say, "Are you married?"
We'll say, "No, man"
And they'll behead you when you're back in town

[doug from upland]

[defconw]

Are snow goats permissible?

[BykrBayb]

Nice ramadan carol, but needs more blood.

[billorites]

snort, guffaw...