Posted on 02/10/2015 7:31:09 PM PST by TWhiteBear
The Republican National Committee is looking for Hillary Clinton. Which is why, according to a memo they've sent to the press, they're asking, “Where’s Hillary?”
"We’ve noticed it. You’ve noticed it: Hillary Clinton is hiding," reads the memo from Sean Spicer, communications director. "Potential Republican presidential candidates are out in public, speaking to voters, and sharing their ideas. But Hillary Clinton is nowhere to be found."
Well, we do know she tweeted.
Hillary’s only public appearances in 2015 have been in Canada. And in the previous year, almost every public appearance she made came with huge speaking fees—a quarter million dollars or more and, of course, a private jet.
As some of you have experienced first hand, when reporters are actually permitted to cover Mrs. Clinton, they are mistreated and even followed into the bathroom.
Why would a would-be presidential candidate behave this way? Because she’s made a strategic decision that the only way to ensure she is the Democratic nominee is to make everyone think she’s inevitable. The last time she had to face voters and actually compete for the nomination, she lost to a newcomer. She doesn’t want to make the same mistake twice.
As her poll numbers show, when Hillary is campaigning, she’s much less popular. What’s the only way not to seem like she’s campaigning? Go into hiding.
Here’s a rundown of just how secretive she’s been:
Facelift? Drug and booze rehab? Whatever it is, please stay away.
She’s taking sniper fire right now with Brian Williams, can’t be disturbed
Rehab?
Watch Out! The flying monkeys will get you. LOL
Fat farm at the least.
Oh darn it! Where did I put that bucket of mop water?
Plastic surgery takes time from which to recover.
I’d think this is because this thing with Bill Clinton looks real serious.
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Agreed, this is what this is probably about. Bill Clinton may have done a major boo-boo.
Other suggestions, plastic surgery on Hillary? Maybe. Shrug.
And we all know how well plastic surgery has been for Pelosi and Kerry. This ought to be good.
A facelift, a trip to the fat farm, tummy tuck, canckle removal, hair, makeup, voice coaching to remove the cackle and a 2 million dollar wardrobe provided by the DemonRAT Party. The Zer0-information voters will think she was 39 years old even though in 2016, she will be 69. That’s same age that Ronald Reagan became President.
Hillary can run.
Run Hillary run.
See Hillary run?
Run Hillary run.
Hillary can hide.
Hide Hillary hide.
See Hillary hide?
Hide Hillary hide.
She looks a bit like Chia Head from North Korea in that lesbian picture.
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