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US military satellite explodes above Earth
The Telegraph ^ | 02 Mar 2015 | Matthew Sparkes

Posted on 03/02/2015 11:24:01 AM PST by muffaletaman

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To: M Kehoe
Did anyone mention aliens?

5.56mm

41 posted on 03/02/2015 11:37:32 AM PST by M Kehoe
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To: muffaletaman

I suspect Ernst Stavro Blofeld.

42 posted on 03/02/2015 11:37:56 AM PST by Pollster1 ("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
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To: cuban leaf
It was oddly hilarious when a CNN reporteret acted like it was another accident when the second plane hit the second tower. Then she snapped out of it.

Proof that liberalism is a sign of lower intellect. I was getting my son ready for school when Mrs. henkster told me a plane flew into the WTC (first one). My response was "what do they have against those buildings?" I knew immediately what it was, and who did it. I would guess most everyone who posts here had the same realization.

43 posted on 03/02/2015 11:39:30 AM PST by henkster (Do I really need a sarcasm tag?)
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To: muffaletaman
They're not saying what part of the earth it was over when it was shot down?

-PJ

44 posted on 03/02/2015 11:41:19 AM PST by Political Junkie Too (If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
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To: muffaletaman
"...someone shot it down via advanced technical means..."

Probably some of that Magic Muzzi scientific chit that 0 keeps telling us about.

45 posted on 03/02/2015 11:42:39 AM PST by skimbell
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To: muffaletaman

46 posted on 03/02/2015 11:42:41 AM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: henkster

Yep. I remember the day vividly. The second merely confirmed what I already assumed.


47 posted on 03/02/2015 11:44:34 AM PST by cuban leaf (The US will not survive the obama presidency. The world may not either.)
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To: muffaletaman
Must be the work of Marvin the Martian and his Illudium Pew-36 Explosive Space Modulator Cannon .....


48 posted on 03/02/2015 11:48:25 AM PST by massmike ("You only live once, but it does help if you get to be young twice.")
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To: muffaletaman

Clearly it was caused by the same solar electricity generating plant that has been turning overflying birds into streaks of flaming feathers and puffs of smoke, only this time the overflying ‘bird’ was in orbit. Sorry about that, guys...

Just kidding. Actually, it was aliens. Illegal aliens, that is. With frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads.


49 posted on 03/02/2015 11:50:52 AM PST by Zeppo ("Happy Pony is on - and I'm NOT missing Happy Pony")
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To: SoConPubbie

Shark Lasers


50 posted on 03/02/2015 11:51:41 AM PST by bmwcyle (People who do not study history are destine to believe really ignorant statements.)
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To: cuban leaf

“reporteret”

Rush’s dictionary spells it “reporterette”, very feminine wouldn’t you say?


51 posted on 03/02/2015 11:52:13 AM PST by cymbeline
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To: muffaletaman

There goes the nuclear battery.


52 posted on 03/02/2015 11:52:16 AM PST by Revel
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To: muffaletaman
Fairly old bird, wonder if there was any maneuvering fuel left in it?

Some of that stuff don't mix very well if there was an internal leak.

53 posted on 03/02/2015 11:52:31 AM PST by The Cajun (Ted Cruz, Sarah Palin, Mark Levin, Mike Lee, Louie Gohmert....Nuff said.)
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To: muffaletaman

I suspect that the USA, itself, was testing a Laser weapon on an obsolete satellite.


54 posted on 03/02/2015 11:52:54 AM PST by Jeff Gordon (Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: cymbeline

Oh, yes! ;-)


55 posted on 03/02/2015 11:53:53 AM PST by cuban leaf (The US will not survive the obama presidency. The world may not either.)
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To: RinaseaofDs
I'd like to offer another option:

How about orbital junk damaging the photovoltaic panel driven battery charging system and the onboard batteries over charging and cooking off?

I'll admit it's not as much fun as aliens or the KGB, with a laser pointer, or space sharks with frickin' lasers on their heads, but it's a lot easier to duplicate.

56 posted on 03/02/2015 11:54:10 AM PST by jonascord (It's sarcasm unless otherwise noted...)
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To: JRios1968

Beat me to it.


57 posted on 03/02/2015 11:55:18 AM PST by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: muffaletaman

It was sharks...with laser beams on their foreheads.


58 posted on 03/02/2015 11:55:24 AM PST by Sergio (An object at rest cannot be stopped! - The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight)
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To: henkster

Gotta flush that radiator every 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 miles, I tells ya...


59 posted on 03/02/2015 11:56:50 AM PST by Buckeye McFrog
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To: gorush
How many may have already been taken out, and haven't been reported yet. Or what we may have or will do in return?

WWIII is in progress...

60 posted on 03/02/2015 11:57:58 AM PST by Dubh_Ghlase
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