Posted on 03/04/2015 7:16:26 PM PST by rickmichaels
A 5 hour energy drink and my new invention:
The New & Improved Thighmaster—Now with Electric Motor©
helped test subjects burn thousands of calories in just a few minutes!
Eliminating the top three speeds reduced injuries by 80%, so we’re ready for marketing.
In that photo, It always looks like there are horns coming out of her burger due to the monstrous size of the bites she must take.
How dare they create a hormone to regulate weight! The goal is to regulate weight by eliminating meat products from the American diet, sugar and McDonalds. All to reduce Man Made Global Warming. That’s the ticket!
I do my finger lifts.
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