Islamic Suicide Bomber Trainer Accidentally Blows Up His Entire Class

Jews News ^ | 3/17/15 | ELIYOKIM COHEN

[Impala64ssa]

In Baghdad, a terrorist who was in the middle of conducting a training for future militants, accidentally blew up an entire class, killing 21 of his students, and himself. The group was part of the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, the terror group that has been participating in a string of attacks in the United States.

The report stated that the incident may be viewed as a metaphor for the many lives lost in the wake of foreign and domestic terrorists’ relentless attempts to convert the nation into an extreme-religious state. In this turn of events, it appears that many innocent lives may have actually been spared. In fact, in one recent attack alone, 7 innocent people were killed.

According to recent reports, it was rumored that the instructor was in the process of showing his students how to use a suicide belt. As he was teaching, the live suicide belt actually detonated, resulting in mass fatalities.

[Opinionated Blowhard]

I hear his student reviews said that he really got them fired up about the course material.

[21twelve]

They didn’t have to take the test - they were saved by the b...

[tanstaafl44]

for an extra chuckle, if you’re not familiar with “72 white raisins”, search the phrase and lol

[taildragger]

Ya, but the real question is was he a fan of "The Gap Band"....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17lkdqoLt44

[Beagle8U]

“Pay attention, I’m only going to do this once!”

[JudyinCanada]

What a delightful bit of news to start the day, especially after going to bed knowing that Israel had reelected their Bibisitter.

[stevem]

Seriously, is this a comedy skit?

[Farmer Dean]

I just told my wife”See,there’s still good news to be found-you just have to know where to look for it.”

[exPBRrat]

2nd best news item of the day.

[Junk Silver]

Who here hasn’t had the experience of thinking you’re doing really well in a class and then totally bombing on the midterm?

[catnipman]

I LOVE when that happens.

[Salvey]

can we call Islam the religion of death?

If, in fact, it were a religion (which it's not), I'd say yes.

[bert]

Now that’s what I call God’s will

Inshallah

[GreenHornet]

I guess the Prom has been cancelled.

[HANG THE EXPENSE]

SILENCE! OR I KEEL YOU!

[ExCTCitizen]

I guess the class failed...

[4yearlurker]

Mr. Achmed’s class is always a blast!

[SisterK]

Sweet news.
When did ISIS start school in Baghdad?
No word about the status of Baghdad Embassy in a long time.

[ken5050]

For those who didn't get the reference..watch the great Jeff Dunham ( 4 minute clip) Achmed the dead terrorist"

[MasterGunner01]

That's the problem with classmates — one wants to be like the teacher, self detonates, and takes out the rest of the class from secondary explosions. Or, the instructor is so stupid that he detonates and tales out his class with secondaries. This is a win-win either way you spin it.