Posted on 05/14/2015 10:43:47 PM PDT by Nachum
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You know those horror movies when you know there’s demonic activity going on because suddenly there’s swarming maggots in the food? I think we should give it a name - The Obama (or Moochie)Effect
Kofi Annan: Eat Bugs To Stop Global Warming
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3286442/posts
In the lunch?
No — they are the lunch.
Bugs are high in protein.
“Slimy, yet satisfying.”
Call the bugs free range protein and charge extra.
Hakuna Matata.
Well, in all fairness, aphids probably taste better than broccoli...
Broccoli = Vitamin A, Vitamin C, Potassium
Bugs = Protein
Served with some stale wheat bread, it meets the Michelle lunch requirements.
Garden fresh? Nope, just a few escapees from the “kitchen”.
School lunch in the 80s wasn’t great but at least it didn’t look like slop served nazi concentration camps.
Michelle’s bugs in the lunch provide the protein you otherwise would not get. How could things be better than that? Instead of, “Where’s the Beef?” you now have, “Where’s the bugs.” Life cannot exist without the bugs.
Our 80s HS lunches were great until the year we became a test market for soy proteins. We blamed it on the Japs.
This is what Michelle is planning for the kids down the road. ; )
http://abcnews.go.com/International/photos/markets-dare-partake-scorpion-starfish-larvae-12053666/image-12066073
OK,I sympathize with the kids but....
This isn’t Michelle’s doing - much as I’d love to blame her for it.
And there are self contradicting statements here - one asserts that there is no way the serving ladies could have missed them; the next statement is the girls didn’t see then until they were almost in their mouths.
Which is it, so big they couldn’t be missed at arm’s length, or so small you couldn’t see them until they were nearly in your mouth?
Agreed. The ingredients may be her doing but bugs are not.
It’s easy to make fun of this, but in a saner era, someone would have gotten into a serious legal bind over it. All these myriad of programs from school lunches to obamacare to you name it, are nothing but liberal slush funds. They have their people in place and cooking the books is just normal business. It’s like in the Soviet Union when the politburo would order a million shoes, and they’d get a million left shoes, and the commisar who ran the shoe factory pocketed his cut.
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