ISIS: Michelle Obama Is Worth $40

Daily Beast ^ | 5-22-2015 | Katie Zavadski

[tcrlaf]

The latest issue of an ISIS propaganda magazine puts a price on the First Lady in the slavery market it says will one day come to the United States.

The newest issue of English-language ISIS propaganda mag Dabiq promises to bring slave markets to the West—and claims the first lady won’t fetch a large price.

“I swear by Allah, O you who feign to be knowledgeable and shout with falsehood in every gathering, surely the slave markets will be established against the will of the politically ‘correct’!” decries Umm Sumayyah al Muhajirah, an allegedly female columnist for Dabiq who penned a defense of the terror group’s slave trade. “And who knows, maybe Michelle Obama’s price won’t even exceed a third of a dīnār, and a third of a dīnār is too much for her!”

(A January estimate puts a single golden dinar at $139 USD.)

[tcrlaf]

ISIS is proudly practicing slavery, even to the point of taking a jab at Obama's ego, while here in the U.S., our media is still too afraid of calling Islam out on it.

[Sarah Barracuda]

40 bucks, even at that price Id say people are getting ripped off

[livius]

LOL! My comment exactly. $40 bucks too high.

[DJ Frisat]

Sold! Heck, I’d even take a post-dated, third party personal check. Just get her outta here...

[a fool in paradise]

Apparently this is a commodity that is not priced by weight.

[Iron Munro]

Are they setting value by tonnage or girth?

[Responsibility2nd]

Forty Dollars.

40, 40, 40

Who’ll give me 40? Forty, Forty...

Going once. Going twice....

(crickets)

[Kozak]

Not by the pound....

[MrB]

I think everyone is neglecting her plow pulling capabilities.

[jsanders2001]

> “I swear by Allah, O you who feign to be knowledgeable and shout with falsehood in every gathering, surely the slave markets will be established against the will of the politically ‘correct’!” decries Umm Sumayyah al Muhajirah, an allegedly female columnist for Dabiq who penned a defense of the terror group’s slave trade. “And who knows, maybe Michelle Obama’s price won’t even exceed a third of a dīnār, and a third of a dīnār is too much for her!” I think I like her. She hates PC and knows its another word for lie, excuse, or rationalize plus she hates the Wookie. How can I fault her on that?

[Fido969]

What’s going to happen when the Christians sold into salery demand repartations from Obama for selling them down the river?

[Leep]

“I swear by [fart] Allah [fart], O you who feign ... [sustained fart]”

You mean like that IS ASS?

[a fool in paradise]

From Hollywood, the $1.98 Beauty Show...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe8KTI57toU

[notdownwidems]

I wouldn’t give you 40 cents

[jsanders2001]

> “I swear by Allah, O you who feign to be knowledgeable and shout with falsehood in every gathering, surely the slave markets will be established against the will of the politically ‘correct’!” decries Umm Sumayyah al Muhajirah, an allegedly female columnist for Dabiq who penned a defense of the terror group’s slave trade. “And who knows, maybe Michelle Obama’s price won’t even exceed a third of a dīnār, and a third of a dīnār is too much for her!”

I think I like her. She hates PC and knows its another word for lie, excuse, or rationalize plus she hates the Wookie. How can I fault her on that?

[txrefugee]

We saw her strong, manly body working out in the video this week. She should fetch at least $60, with a muzzle thrown in to sweeten the deal.

[doorgunner69]

Is ISIS aware of the likely gender of the Wookie? They may want to reconsider the price.

Or check to see if selling mutilated males is Halal at all............What does the Koarn have to say about it?

After all, it must have come up in the 7th century a few times so ol' Mo-ham could write about it?

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

LMAOoooooooooooo!

[spokeshave]

....the B52’s are on their way....

[NormsRevenge]

7th century prices?