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ISIS: Michelle Obama Is Worth $40
Daily Beast ^ | 5-22-2015 | Katie Zavadski

Posted on 05/22/2015 11:32:19 AM PDT by tcrlaf

The latest issue of an ISIS propaganda magazine puts a price on the First Lady in the slavery market it says will one day come to the United States.

The newest issue of English-language ISIS propaganda mag Dabiq promises to bring slave markets to the West—and claims the first lady won’t fetch a large price.

“I swear by Allah, O you who feign to be knowledgeable and shout with falsehood in every gathering, surely the slave markets will be established against the will of the politically ‘correct’!” decries Umm Sumayyah al Muhajirah, an allegedly female columnist for Dabiq who penned a defense of the terror group’s slave trade. “And who knows, maybe Michelle Obama’s price won’t even exceed a third of a dīnār, and a third of a dīnār is too much for her!”

(A January estimate puts a single golden dinar at $139 USD.)

(Excerpt) Read more at thedailybeast.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: iraq; isis; slavery; syria
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To: tcrlaf

Priceless...


61 posted on 05/22/2015 12:46:18 PM PDT by wtd
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To: a fool in paradise

I just sprayed water on my keyboard.


62 posted on 05/22/2015 12:49:23 PM PDT by Dutch Boy
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To: tcrlaf

Price gougers!


63 posted on 05/22/2015 12:52:29 PM PDT by TigersEye (If You Are Ignorant, Don't Vote!)
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To: Sarah Barracuda
Who says muslims don't have a sense of humor?

They know whose ass is going to get kicked when that someone doesn't defend her honor? hehe

64 posted on 05/22/2015 12:55:22 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: tcrlaf

I wouldn’t give a plug nickel, in fact I’ll pay $40 to keep her away from me.


65 posted on 05/22/2015 12:59:50 PM PDT by VTenigma (The Democratic party is the party of the mathematically challenged)
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To: TexasCajun
Mooch to Barack:

Why didn't you defend me!!? ...How much am I worth, huh!! Huh??

Why didn't you bomb them sum-bitches!!? ...kill 'em bastards, NOW !!

Why you embarrass me all the time!!!? ...you're such a little biatch!


66 posted on 05/22/2015 1:01:02 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: TexasCajun

I dunno, looks like you could hook her up to a grain mill and get your investment back pretty quick.


67 posted on 05/22/2015 1:01:12 PM PDT by txhurl
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To: MeshugeMikey

Overvalued.

Now, Groucho of Arabia...there’s a soetoro bargain.


68 posted on 05/22/2015 1:03:00 PM PDT by onedoug
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To: txhurl
I dunno, looks like you could hook her up to a grain mill and get your investment back pretty quick.

I don't care who u r, THAT'S FUNNY!

69 posted on 05/22/2015 1:16:45 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: a fool in paradise

and don’t forget the phone he got to....LMAO


70 posted on 05/22/2015 1:19:34 PM PDT by HarleyLady27 (Get the USA out of the UN then get the UN out of the USA; send bamaboy back to Kenya ASAP!!!!)
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To: Calpublican; MeshugeMikey

Act now and get a free mother-in-law.

I suspect Barack put them up to this.


71 posted on 05/22/2015 1:43:30 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Funny how Hollywood's 'No Nukes' crowd has been silent during Obama's Iranian nuclear negotiations.)
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To: tcrlaf

more like trade for goat and a sharp knife . . .


72 posted on 05/22/2015 1:44:11 PM PDT by ßuddaßudd (>> F U B O << "What the hell kind of country is this if I can only hate a man if he's white?")
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To: tcrlaf

A pound?


73 posted on 05/22/2015 1:53:03 PM PDT by BigCinBigD (...Was that okay?)
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To: Sarah Barracuda

Not really. I don’t think $40 bucks is too much for me to pay for ISIS to take her.


74 posted on 05/22/2015 1:53:24 PM PDT by stylin19a (obama = Eddie Mush)
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To: The_Republic_Of_Maine
Only to a queer slug like obama.

Bammy lives on the down low, which means he's lying to himself as well as everyone else about being a homo. The stigma is too much for his fragile ego, and Mooch (courtesy of Revrunt Wright's match-making service) is a vital link in Bammy's chain of deception.


75 posted on 05/22/2015 2:01:50 PM PDT by 867V309 (Boehner is the new Pelosi)
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To: DJ Frisat

Their credit is good with me. Just take her. PLEASE!


76 posted on 05/22/2015 2:15:57 PM PDT by Dindoo Nuffin
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To: tcrlaf; NYer

I wonder if they think this will make bh0 mad or if he’ll draw another line in the quicksand demanding they raise the price? I figure he won’t criticize them for it because he doesn’t believe in criticizing Moslems.


77 posted on 05/22/2015 2:33:14 PM PDT by GreyFriar (Spearhead - 3rd Armored Division 75-78 & 83-87)
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To: tcrlaf

I’m thinking that I’d have to be offered a lot more than $40 to even consider taking her.


78 posted on 05/22/2015 2:36:37 PM PDT by Bob (No, being a US Senator and the Secretary of State are not accomplishments; they're jobs.)
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To: tcrlaf
$40 for Mrs. Obama? I would let you have her (and the red of them) for free...i will throw in the Bidens, too...😊. Hell, I will give you money...you take bitcoins, ISIS?
79 posted on 05/22/2015 2:37:27 PM PDT by ExCTCitizen (I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
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To: a fool in paradise

Well, Mooch and horsey face are BFF’s. Make it a BOGO.


80 posted on 05/22/2015 2:42:05 PM PDT by Jane Long ("And when thou saidst, Seek ye my face; my heart said unto thee, Thy face, LORD, will I seek")
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