Posted on 06/07/2015 8:19:28 AM PDT by SaveFerris
She didn't watch for the closing doors.
A 52-year-old woman accused of shoplifting at a CVS in Brooklyn fought off a security guard and made a break for it only to slam face-first into an automatic door, officials said.
Christine Spitzbarth is now facing petit larceny charges for the bloody, 11:30 a.m. five-finger discount inside the drug store on 86th St. near 21st Ave. in Bensonhurst, officials said.
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When you see the perp, you want to Spitz-barf.
Ha! As we used to say OFTEN back when I was a Prosecutor ... “thank God they’re stupid or we wouldn’t catch half of ‘em that we do”.
Given that its New York, she’s probably got a lottery ticket lawsuit now.
She looks like a sweet gal for sure. Yikes.
That’s got to be a dude. Tranny, drag. It’s a dude.
Remember folks, they watch "The View", and they vote!
Yup. The stupidity of many criminals lightens the load on the criminal justice system.
My mother (RIP) worked at a CVS. She was at a store where a woman stood near the door with a basket full of stuff looking out in the parking lot. Mom asked her if she needed help and she replied no. Seconds later, a car pulled up, she ran out and dove head-first into the car with the stuff and they sped off.
Why does she run when the door opens? LOL
Where’s Marlon Perkins and his Wild Kingdom crew?
and they believe Oprah.
Wrong pigmentation. And don't go giving them any more ideas.
And provides HIGH amusement for those of us that Prosecuted them. I remember so many times where even we and the Defense attorney would get together and LAUGH about some of what the Defendants did.
I’m good friends with a public defender and the stories he tells me about his own clients (who he does his utmost to defend, as he should)...
OMG I am SURE! So so funny. And if not funny at least jaw dropping.
HA HA HA HA HA AAAAAAAAAA
She’s perhaps missing a few screws but not any meals. She needs some loot and scoot practice.
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