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Muslim campaigner: 'Zionists crept into my home and stole my shoe'
Telegraph ^
| June 14th. 2015
| By Elizabeth Roberts
Posted on 06/22/2015 7:49:21 AM PDT by Eurotwit
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He might be on to something.
Someone has surely been stealing my socks for a decade now :p
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posted on
06/22/2015 7:49:21 AM PDT
by
Eurotwit
To: Eurotwit
Mine too, but only one of each pair!
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posted on
06/22/2015 7:50:20 AM PDT
by
b4its2late
(A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
To: Mrs. Don-o
Opens a new possibility on that Calvin & Hobbes calendar.
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posted on
06/22/2015 7:51:22 AM PDT
by
don-o
(I am Kenneth Carlisle - Waco 5/17/15)
To: Eurotwit; Sarah Barracuda; GraceG; Norm Lenhart; MeganC; jjotto; MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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06/22/2015 7:51:53 AM PDT
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KC_Lion
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To: Eurotwit
Just a guess, but this Bukhari is probably on the Dole too
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posted on
06/22/2015 7:53:20 AM PDT
by
PGR88
To: Eurotwit
No they haven’t...the socks hide in the front wall of the dryer until you’re not looking and make their getaway.
To: Eurotwit
Possible suspect caught on CCT camera:
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posted on
06/22/2015 7:53:50 AM PDT
by
Eurotwit
(Keep calm and Charlie on!)
To: Eurotwit
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posted on
06/22/2015 7:55:11 AM PDT
by
AppyPappy
To: KC_Lion
You can’t avoid them. The refrigerator, the supermarket, the food counter....EVIL JUICE EVERYWHERE!!!!
To: Portcall24
My own theory is that socks are actually shape changers and live a secret life as clothes hangers.
Each time a sock dissapears I seem to find more chlothes hangers.
Evil critters...
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posted on
06/22/2015 7:55:28 AM PDT
by
Eurotwit
(Keep calm and Charlie on!)
To: Eurotwit
Joooooose stole my shhhoooooeesss.....
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posted on
06/22/2015 7:55:41 AM PDT
by
Fido969
To: Eurotwit
Well... it's okay, so long as his shoe was put to good use...
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posted on
06/22/2015 7:55:50 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Eurotwit
To: Eurotwit
To: Eurotwit
To: Eurotwit
My dog is a Zionist..............
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posted on
06/22/2015 8:01:06 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
To: Eurotwit
GMTA!.........................
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posted on
06/22/2015 8:01:28 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
To: Eurotwit
Mossad Headquarters.
To: Eurotwit
It’s true.
We also have a worldwide network of Zionists who steal socks from dryers.
Only a true follower of mohammed could have discovered our dastardly plot!
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posted on
06/22/2015 8:06:53 AM PDT
by
Jewbacca
(The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem)
To: Eurotwit
Ya’ll beat be to the “sock monster” connection. Years ago, in my house, we had a lab that, in her puppy phase, was confirmed to indeed actually eat socks. If we wanted them back, they could often be found in the back yard and in need of some thorough sanitation.
Does the Mooslim have a labarador retreiver by chance? They where slippers right? My lab disposed of some slippers in her day. Zionist dogs, perhaps?
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posted on
06/22/2015 8:09:20 AM PDT
by
Tenacious 1
(POPOF. President Of Pants On Fire.)
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