Posted on 06/22/2015 7:49:21 AM PDT by Eurotwit
What? Where? When? But I don’t need to wonder why.
Dems told me if Obama is elected, the whole world would love us.
Never heard of it (I wonder why).
No. No. No. — You’ve gotten it all wrong. Socks don’t go missing. Those odd socks come from pairs of socks that mate in the washer and give birth in the dryer.
Ever find a sock that you don’t remember buying? That’s genetics for you. :=)
It’s the sock monster. We have one at our house too.
Round up the usual one legged suspects.
Funny video. Can we keep a list of American politicians that have not had a shoe hurled at them? At least G.W. ducked before the shoe got there? Hillary is a little slow apparently. She should be careful or she could end up with a foot in her mouth that is not hers.
One of the most disconcerting exhibits at the Holocaust Museum is the collection of shoes from the Jewish victims.
Also, hide house and car keys. and misplace various tools like hammers and so on. Eat the last piece of pizza. put crumbs in easy chairs.
Pardon Me, Oy!
Are you the Jew that stole my New Shoes?
(yes, yes)
Get out of Zion!
Then you can give me a shine.
You can afford
To do your tootsies with some new shoes
Don’t play these pranks
When you control all the banks
You leave the Abu Dhabi airport
‘Bout a quarter to four
Read the whole Koran
Then watch them burn Baltimore
Dinner in the diner
Nothing could be finer
Than to have your halal goat
O’er Carolina
When you hear the call to prayer
From minaret spires
Then it’s time to blow the bombs
And light all the fires
Muslims are downtrodden
That’s why we’re jihadin’
Boom Bomm
Intifada there you are
OK... on my laugh meter scale of 1 to 8, that got a 9. Now I have to clean my keyboard.
"Taffy was a Welshman" is a nursery rhyme with anti-Welsh lyrics, popular in England between the 18th and 20th centuries. Some of the various versions are:
Taffy was a Welshman, Taffy was a thief;
Taffy came to my house and stole a piece of beef;
I went to Taffy's house, Taffy wasn't in;
I jumped upon his Sunday hat and poked it with a pin.Taffy was a Welshman, Taffy was a sham;
Taffy came to my house and stole a piece of lamb;
I went to Taffy's house, Taffy was away,
I stuffed his socks with sawdust and filled his shoes with clay.Taffy was a Welshman, Taffy was a cheat,
Taffy came to my house, and stole a piece of meat;
I went to Taffy's house, Taffy was not there,
I hung his coat and trousers to roast before a fire.
One 5x4 terra cotta pot. Completely gone. Just the kind of thing the JOOOOOS would really want.
He wanted your sole...
Hope they are scratch and sniff.
Well done.
You are brilliant. You Zionist.
Too funny!
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