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Posted on 08/20/2015 1:49:15 PM PDT by nickcarraway
The list of animals that was allegedly used for the purpose of espionage for Israel has a new member. Hamas reported that they found a dolphin with spy cameras and devices.
A report from Gaza claimed that Hamas captured a number of weeks ago a dolphin that was used to spy for Israel.
According to the publication, the Hamas terrorist organization caught the dolphin off of Gaza’s coastline. They claimed it had spying and surveillance equipment.
This is not the first time that it was said that Israel used animals for spying purposes. A couple of years ago, Egypt published that they captured a stork while fishing in the Nile with spying equipment. Later on, it became clear that it had equipment for locating migratory birds. The stork itself was released, captured again by hunters and eaten.
To me it’s narwhal spies or nothing.
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Those b*as&t*ar$ds probably tortured it to death!
They “exposed” the dolphin? Can we see its claspers?
No Dan, NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
I’ll bet they haven’t found the spiders yet.
Shush!!
I just knew you couldn’t trust Flipper!
Or those Robo-Roaches.
Earlier today, Hamas captured an Israeli spy dolphin. After several hours of torture, the Zionist animal had only this to say:"AAAK EEEK SQUEAK!!!!"
Hamas was water boarding the dolphin trying to make him confess, until they realized he actually liked it....
5:00 PM The Zionist spy dolphin ate a tuna.
5:01 PM The UN condemned it for ethnic fish cleansing.
5:07 Rabbanut declares it will not give kosher certificate to fish deemed kosher in Spain. All fish will have to dunk in mikva in Israel first.
5:08 Spain declares all fish forgiven and welcome to return to Spain. Please!
SeaWorld's traveling water show has canceled the Zionist spy dolphin's performance in Spain until it clarifies its position on Palestinian statehood.
After the capture of the Zionist spy dolphin, the International Red Cross has pressured the Hamas leadership into allowing the animal a phone call to Dr. Doolittle.
Following the breaking news of Hamas's newest hostage, the National Football League is denying reports that a team has changed its name to the Miami Zionist Flipper Spies.
"Israel has entered into negotiations to trade one dolphin for 1,257 Hamas frogmen."
IDF Signal Corps officials, speaking off the record, said the mammal's last radio message before the transmitter went dead was "...and thanks for all the fish," accompanied by two tweeted hashtags: "#freewilly!" and "#SorryCharlie."
StarKist could not be reached for comment.
I don't think he did it on porpoise!
Maybe is they behead the Dolphin, the media and liberals will start caring about ISIS atrocities.
Will the dolphin be held hostage for 444 days?
No. They’ll bow it as it’s a superior lifeform they they are.
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