Posted on 08/20/2015 1:51:38 PM PDT by Zakeet
Ive always found the way to a woman’s (heart)*** is to under promise. I claim I am a midget in that area, and then they see it. I tell em it shrinks when I get excited, and then.... It is good to be me is all I can say. ;-)
***(Lib fems think their heart is between their knees and their belly button)
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