Posted on 10/24/2015 6:52:30 AM PDT by HomerBohn
Bacon is a “processes” meat?
1. The Japanese eat very little fat
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of
Sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like.Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
Does this mean I have to pay a HAZMAT team $4,000 to come to my house to clean up the dishes from our Saturday morning bacon and eggs?
LOL at Mr. D. .... I don’t like our FRiend’s idea of lubeing-up our Army ammo w/ bacon grease, tho’ .... ‘case we have to share some w/ our Kurdish pals.
If it were as yummy as bacon I’d eat it!
Muzzies need to get a life and stay out of this country!
They only reason they don’t like us eating pigs is, well, sometimes camels and sheep won’t let them.
Be sure to cook everything over a burning pile of Old Tires. It really enhances the flavor.
Time to get the Family together and have a Picnic on top of the Ash Pile at the local Coal Fired Power Plant.
I hear it worked for General Black Jack Pershing against a Muslim uprising in the Philippines back in the early 1900’s.
If that works, then I think we should get a few thousand people together and organize a protest at the UN building in New York.
Right down to the last brick.
But I like your tip about the old tires. I usually burn green-treated lumber -- you know, for the heavy metals? But you can't beat the taste of burnt rubber.
It is key to kill off the use of meat. For the AGW crowd’s view of the serfs.
Could you imagine any DU or Daily Kos readers following this FR Thread? LOL
Too bad those Nuclear Rod Cooling Pools are off limits. The Kids could jump in for a Swim, as long as they wait an Hour after Eating to avoid getting Cramps.
That was my Mother’s favorite Old Wives Tale after we ate our Lunch when we were Picnicking at the Beach.
Oh baby. That is the funniest thing I’ve ever read here. Hats off!
LOL I really had to look that one up.
It is the
preservatives
antibiotics
hormones
artificial colors and flavors
That are doing harm to our health. Some countries ban them all.
Post the recipe for that pretty please?
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The W.H.O. is more dangerous than Hydrogen Cyanide to anyone desiring to live.
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Loot the looters.
You’re the very reason that bacon will be banned, along with all other honkey meats. Even saying the word will get the perp a term in the slammer.
See post #54! The pull-apart bacon-bourbon-brown sugar biscuits were a big hit at the tailgate. The game itself was a horror show.
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