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Teen Shoots Uncle During Thanksgiving Dinner For Asking Him If He Had A Girfriend (Satire)
Huzlers ^ | 11/27/2015 | Staff

Posted on 11/27/2015 8:14:43 AM PST by ScottWalkerForPresident2016

RICHMOND, VA – An 18 year old teenager is being charged with attempted murder after shooting his uncle during Thanksgiving dinner because his uncle had asked him “do you have a girlfriend?”

Cody Stone was arrested Thursday evening by Richmond police upon being found blocks away from his home where he had shot his uncle. Cody had apparently attempted to escape the home and authorities. Although critically injured with a bullet wound, Cody’s uncle is expected to live after being rushed and treated at the emergency room.

According to family members, Cody was apparently infuriated upon being asked if he had a girlfriend. “Nobody was talking, we were all just eating” said Cody’s younger brother Timothy, “My brother Cody was eating quietly with his head down and hair covering his face when all of a sudden my uncle broke the silence saying “so um Cody, do you have a girlfriend?” Cody slowly looked up and said “what did you say?” before standing up and taking out a gun and shooting my uncle once”.

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; US: Virginia
KEYWORDS: bantheposter; friggingbs; posterisabastard; satire; teen; thanksgiving; uncle; virginia; wanker; wankerforpresident
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41 posted on 11/27/2015 8:30:32 AM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING ’VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: ScottWalkerForPresident2016

Sadly, another poster child for stricter gun control ...


42 posted on 11/27/2015 8:31:34 AM PST by af_vet_1981 (The bus came by and I got on, That's when it all began.)
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To: Seruzawa

Someone with suicidal or self destructive ideation might be hospitalized if there are problems adapting to an antidepressant (some of them can have the side effect of intensifying the ideation before it subsides).


43 posted on 11/27/2015 8:31:36 AM PST by HiTech RedNeck (Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
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To: ScottWalkerForPresident2016

“It’s not my fault the kid gets no p*ssy”

Best victim statement in the history of victim statements.
I swear to God, I have friends and relatives like the uncle.


44 posted on 11/27/2015 8:33:14 AM PST by Tupelo (Honest men go to Washington, but honest men do not stay in Washington.)
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To: ScottinVA

My dad’s side of the family is ruthless but will toughen up a shy kid in a hurry.

I do have an uncle on my mom’s side who used to ask over dinner if I was getting any mud for my turtle.


45 posted on 11/27/2015 8:33:41 AM PST by cripplecreek (Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.)
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To: ScottWalkerForPresident2016

One look at that punk and the answer should be obvious.


46 posted on 11/27/2015 8:36:24 AM PST by AlaskaErik (I served and protected my country for 31 years. Progressives spent that time trying to destroy it.)
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To: thestob
I still don’t think many are understanding

No kidding :o)- they will probably need to add a satire tag to the article

47 posted on 11/27/2015 8:36:42 AM PST by BookmanTheJanitor
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To: ScottWalkerForPresident2016

Appears to be a SATIRE site


48 posted on 11/27/2015 8:37:12 AM PST by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: rovenstinez

>>So often it seems today, a typical modern teen, feelings get hurt, offended easily and driven by their passions with no regard to logic, reason.

Because they’ve never been allowed to get into scuffles with their peers. Their helicopter parents have never let them get hurt.

For them, life has no consequences until they shoot their uncle over a question, and then what used to be a lifetime of gradual learning hits them all at once.


49 posted on 11/27/2015 8:37:37 AM PST by Bryanw92 (Sic semper tyrannis)
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To: ctdonath2

Don’t be surprised. Manson has girlfriends.


50 posted on 11/27/2015 8:39:40 AM PST by ealgeone
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To: RightGeek

>>When it comes to Millennials, there isn’t really any difference between satire and reality.


51 posted on 11/27/2015 8:40:31 AM PST by Bryanw92 (Sic semper tyrannis)
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To: BookmanTheJanitor

Yes, needs a satire tag if thats what it is.


52 posted on 11/27/2015 8:41:16 AM PST by two23 (Ignore the media. It isn't propaganda if we don't listen.)
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To: ScottWalkerForPresident2016

From that photo, I’ll have to admit it was a pretty stupid question.


53 posted on 11/27/2015 8:44:18 AM PST by VanDeKoik
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To: two23

http://www.twincities.com/ci_23479030/cameron-wis-man-dies-after-being-hit-by

It is - here’s where the 2 year old image was taken from.


54 posted on 11/27/2015 8:45:46 AM PST by BookmanTheJanitor
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To: BookmanTheJanitor

Thanks Maybe some of the folks here will try your link and finally see that the original post is SATIRE!!!


55 posted on 11/27/2015 8:48:03 AM PST by two23 (Ignore the media. It isn't propaganda if we don't listen.)
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To: ScottinVA

“My theory is this is another “Ritalin chickens coming home to roost” incident.”

Exactly right. A school shooter, doped up since second grade I bet, just ready to pop. This is one scary generation of pill poppers out there.


56 posted on 11/27/2015 8:50:41 AM PST by DesertRhino ("I want those feeble minded asses overthrown,,,")
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To: DesertRhino

This is NOT a true story.


57 posted on 11/27/2015 8:55:02 AM PST by two23 (Ignore the media. It isn't propaganda if we don't listen.)
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To: ealgeone

Manson had a personality.


58 posted on 11/27/2015 8:55:06 AM PST by ctdonath2 (History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the week or the timid. - Ike)
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To: ScottinVA

That and “Everyone get’s a trophy”.


59 posted on 11/27/2015 8:55:12 AM PST by X-spurt (CRUZ missile - armed and ready.)
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To: two23

I wonder what they pay- I’m bored-


60 posted on 11/27/2015 8:59:21 AM PST by Bob434
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