Cops: Woman Beat Husband Over Flatulence(Victim was kicked, elbowed for passing gas while in bed)

The Smoking Gun ^ | December 22, 2015

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

This kind of abuse has to STOP!!! We must have a 28th Amendment...

[NEMDF]

I am not sure who the victim is in this story. Just sayin’....

[NEMDF]

Never mind. I looked at the article. She is obviously guilty.

[C210N]

So, two questions come to mind...

1. Is it his fault?

2. Really?

3. What did she cook for dinner?

(okay, 3 questions)

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

I agree “Black Farts Matter.”

[Opinionated Blowhard]

If a woman can be arrested for elbowing or kicking her husband after he farts in bed, a lot of women are in trouble.

[Blood of Tyrants]

This story smells.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

They aren’t saying if he was giving her a payback for her Aunt Flow farts.

[NormsRevenge]

Maybe Bean-o or some gas reliever is in order. Or separate bedrooms..

[MAKOTHEDOG]

Time for a divorce.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

I swear my Ex spiked the brown beans more than once.

[PROCON]

Hmm, explains my mystery bruises I get ever so often.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

The farts were not what the fight was about.

And there is no excuse for beating on someone even if they did just turn the air green.

[rktman]

Been there. :>)

[envisio]

I’m not sure how to respond to this:

It was assault. Had it been reversed people would be calling for the man’s head. But since it was the woman doing the assaulting, it was funny.

And it was funny. I mean, cmon... farting on your wife in bed and she getting mad... you gotta be pretty stuck up not to think thats funny. Heck, my wife did it to me.

And as far as the man... what is he? A fragile snowflake man? Can’t take an elbow from his wife without calling the cops?

And the wife? Is she that much of a prude?

So I don’t know... and I really don’t care either way.

[jazusamo]

From the looks of Dawn it seems like Donald may have been lucky to survive.

[cyclotic]

I get elbowed, kicked and occasionally tickled every night to stop my snoring. Not nice kicks either.

The worst was when I shared a tent with a buddy. He hauled off and kicked me hard.

We laughed pretty hard about that one.

[kinsman redeemer]

Farts don’t kill people...

wait.

Never mind.

[Cyman]

If you haven’t been dutch ovened , you just haven’t been married long enough.

[Yo-Yo]

He shouldn’t have held her head under the covers.