Cops: Woman Beat Husband Over Flatulence(Victim was kicked, elbowed for passing gas while in bed)

The Smoking Gun ^ | December 22, 2015

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

And another question...

I wonder who does her hair?

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

Good reason to hold her head under the sheets.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

No doubt, alcohol played a role.

[teletech]

if after he cut wind he pulled the covers over her head, she is NOT GUILTY!

[Safetgiver]

Maybe Bean-o or some gas reliever is in order. Or separate bedrooms..Or a roll of toilet paper. Go to the source.

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

Death sentence guilty

[Fightin Whitey]

The Princess & the Peeee-yew!

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

My uncle used to say my aunt farted so much at night, the blankets would rise off the bed.

[donozark]

TMI!!!!!

[PGR88]

Sounds like a fair punishment in my book

[riverdawg]

“I get elbowed, kicked and occasionally tickled every night to stop my snoring.”

Try Breathe Strips. They allow my wife to sleep through the night and me to have fewer bruises.

[CyberAnt]

It’s cheaper and easier to stop this issue .. just go to the nearest CVS or Wallgreens and purchase a good probiotic. That can and should take care of the problem.

[dragnet2]

The victim said that he subsequently sought to restrain his wife, who repeatedly scratched him across his chest. Cops reported he had four or five six-inch scratches on his chest, and that his t-shirt was ripped in three places.

Can't take an elbow from his wife without calling the cops?

You need to get out more.

Men are arrested jailed, caged and thrown into this corrupt justice system where they're looted and threatened, because a women shows them a red mark on their arm. No joke.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

The pepper spray will hang around for a while.

[TangledUpInBlue]

Ok, I just spit out mu coffee through my nose.... Oh my God.

[jwalsh07]

Sometimes just nobody to root for.

[the_Watchman]

One of the women in my family has described her husband as: “The wind beneath my sheets!” :)

[USMCPOP]

I used to work with a big gal. When she needed to fart in bed, she’d pull the covers up over her husband’s face. He was a saint.

[MCOAvalanche]

After reading this article all I can think of is ‘No Sh!t”.

Is a rear-end that farts continuosly considered a semi automatic weapon? Should it be banned?

[TexasCajun]

Too much cabbage & hog maw?