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Kwanzaa: As fictional as Festivus -- so why does Obama call it...
therebel.media ^ | December 25, 2015 | DAVID MENZIES

Posted on 12/25/2015 3:53:02 PM PST by MeshugeMikey

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To: MeshugeMikey

Mike: Those weren’t Kwanzaa Huts, those were ‘Kwanzaa NUTS”.

Sane people just wanted to know that.

However, Sharpton, in your image, does look like a gorilla I once saw in a Jane Goodall movie. Oh wait, that was a skull of an Australopithecus or Homo Extortionist I saw on a National Geographic show about our ancestors.

Jackson belonged to a split-off line known as Homo Ambulancis Chaserus. Most of that line got wiped out chasing ambulances through the streets of Chicago. Only a few remain. Thank God for that.

Now, if only Obama would send his half brother in Kenya a “hut” instead of a paper box, for Christmas, all would be right in the world.


121 posted on 12/27/2015 11:42:40 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
How yer kwanzzaa so fur?



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122 posted on 12/28/2015 8:03:41 AM PST by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><> GO CRUZ!!!!)
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To: MeshugeMikey
On the first day of Kwanzaa Karenga gave to me
A Marxist in a red tree.

On the second day of Kwanzaa Karenga gave to me
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.

On the third day of Kwanzaa Karenga gave to me
Three Dixie Chicks.
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.

On the fourth day of Kwanzaa Karenga gave to me
Four Lenin busts.
Three Dixie Chicks,
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.

On the fifth day of Kwanzaa Karenga gave to me
Five fel-on-ies.
Four Lenin busts,
Three Dixie Chicks,
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.

On the sixth day of Kwanzaa Karenga gave to me
Six Castro jumpsuits.
Five fel-on-ies,
Four Lenin busts,
Three Dixie Chicks,
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.

On the seventh day of Kwanzaa Karenga gave to me
Seven Mao pajamas,
Six Castro jumpsuits,
Five fel-on-ies,
Four Lenin busts
Three Dixie Chicks,
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.

123 posted on 12/28/2015 2:29:01 PM PST by lightman (O Lord, save Thy people and bless Thine inheritance, giving to Thy Church vict'ry o'er Her enemies.)
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To: Joe Boucher
Obammy is a complete fabrication. A make-believe Christian who is really a mooselimb, a make believe American who is really from kenya. A manly man who is really a closet fag.

There was a FReeper who had as his tag line:

Obama: Fake Christian, fake Amerian, fake Muslim. How many fakes can you fit into one zero?

124 posted on 12/28/2015 2:33:20 PM PST by lightman (O Lord, save Thy people and bless Thine inheritance, giving to Thy Church vict'ry o'er Her enemies.)
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To: MeshugeMikey

Good picture of the Festivus/Kwanzaa sacrificial goat(’s ass).

You want fries with that, or a barf bag?


125 posted on 12/28/2015 2:48:54 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper

the old boy does look rather Goatlike doesnt he!!


126 posted on 12/28/2015 3:11:49 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><> GO CRUZ!!!!)
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To: CatherineofAragon

Go walk through Michaels.

You’ll come out all sparkly.

:)


127 posted on 12/28/2015 4:43:28 PM PST by Salamander (It's your world, but it's my street....)
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