Jeb Bush Carries Toy Turtles In His Pocket — You Can’t Make This Up

Daily Caller ^ | January 6, 2016 | Steve Guest

[Lurkinanloomin]

!Yeb ain’t right

[Diogenesis]

amphibian user and abuser.

[Oratam]

I usually carry my keys, some change, and a loose mint or cough drop covered in lint.

[P.O.E.]

A turtle head, indeed.

[Bryanw92]

>>Only when ValJar lets him.

Its like a reward for being a good boy. (Yeah, I said “boy” because of white privilege.)

[A CA Guy]

The turd Jeb carries turtles? Well he is slow and low energy, so it makes sense.

[Patriot Babe]

Now why would Jebra carry Mitch McConnell around in his pocket?

[4rcane]

Slow and steady win the race...in the right direction, not someone who walk backwards while insulting potential voters against you

[glennaro]

HEADLINE: Tippy Toes Totes Toy Turtles

The alliteration is beautiful in its simplicity.

[Chode]

nothing else there to play with

[bgill]

Never accept candy or toy turtles from strange men.

[Kirkwood]

Are they post turtles to remind him that he has no idea how he got there?

[MUDDOG]

Trump’s T-Rex has eaten Jeb’s turtle.

[pookie18]

But at least you don’t carry a toy Mitch McConnell

[McGruff]

[KarlInOhio]

Is the is turtle in question?

He only snaps at Republicans. He pulls back in his shell whenever Democrats come near.

By the way, the slow and steady tortoise doesn't have a chance against the fast and steady hare. By quoting that fable, ¡Jeb! is admitting his only hope is that Trump takes a few months off. Just keep dreaming, ¡Jeb!

[COUNTrecount]

That sounds like a micro-aggression to me.

[WyCoKsRepublican]

Jeb has two speeds......slow and reverse

[houeto]

Sorry but that’s not a turtle.