[Trumpinator]

Jeb brought his mommy out to fight for him. Please clap.

[cld51860]

“Please clap” has to be the worst/best. Ay carumba.

[dp0622]

Jimbo,

Remind me not to make you my enemy :)

that’s ok. I wont need reminding.

He’s six feet under and you’re still shoveling dirt on him lol.

And I LOVE IT. HATE that guy.

[Fhios]

I think calling your mother is pretty low. Anything lower will require intervention.

[MrEdd]

All of Yeb!’s dignity losing moments came during his Governorship.
He went into his presidential run with no dignity left whatsoever.

[V_TWIN]

“I want to be your first” has gotta be up there.

[TomGuy]

“Please applaud.”

[Billthedrill]

I thought the story would be longer. The author hasn't been hanging around FR enough.

I will say at least the guy has a sense of humor about the thing. The problem is that the punch lines come off like a lead weight dropping down the cellar steps, one by one...

[longfellow]

With all that money he should have bought a clue.

Your mom calls clunton another son, that’s disgusting.

[servantboy777]

I gotta tell ya, the “please clap” comment broke my heart for the guy. He needs to bow out. Pitiful.

[Psalm 144]

Bump for later, when I have LOTS of time!

[C210N]

[Lurkinanloomin]

Don’t forget his pocket turtle......

[texas_mrs]

Rubbing his turtle.

[USS Alaska]

shelled out nearly $3,000 for each vote he earned there.

As Jimmy Fallon said, "What a waste of $6,000".

Fallon did a spoof of yeb? begging for people to clap and one of the band members almost fell out of his chair laughing...yeb? is burnt toast?!."&%$#@!^&*()_+buh bye.