Mo Dowd: Hillary Battles Bernie Sanders, Chick Magnet

New York Times ^ | 6 Feb 16 | Maureen Dowd

[Gumdrop]

Some Freeper guys decided as a joke to post photos of CZJ whenever we had to endure a column by MoDo, aka Maureen Dowd.

It is because [rumor has it] that MoDo was really, really, really upset when Michael Douglas met CZJ and immediately dumped MoDo.

[lentulusgracchus]

MoDo did a legendary screed the day after Sarah Palin's introduction and campaign speech with John McCain. MoDo began her journalistic vivisection and skinning of Palin with, of all things, Sarah's eyeglass frames! Really, Maureen? lol .... I call it her "Jurassic Park" column, after the climactic scene when the two raptors which have cornered our hero family group are suddenly and rudely interrupted by the Tyrannosaurus rex, which chomps on one raptor like a flash. The second one, rears back, cuts loose with a blood-curdling scream, and flies 50 feet through the air to land on the bigger dinosaur's neck. Funny how Maureen's totally outraged take on Sarah would remind me of that.

That all said, I did almost felt sorry for MoDo once, when she wrote a cri de coeur holiday column about how miserable Thanksgiving made her ... the family reunion, the warm kitchen, the friendly banter, good times remembered. It seems none of this charmed MoDo, who chose to argue with her brother Matt (columnist Matt Dowd, sometime of the L.A. Slimes) and the rest of the family, who were so reactionary and retro that you wouldn't believe it.

Mo had to drag the cross of being the only librul Noo Yokker in the family, and she unloaded on the whole bunch of them as soon as she got back to sanity, aka her desk at The Old Grey Whore.

Almost. Almost, I said.

[Impy]

Thinking of either of those two getting down makes me sick to my stomach.