Posted on 03/18/2016 2:26:56 PM PDT by beaversmom
All it needs is a rotisserie and they’re all set!..................
FEEL THE BERN!!!
Have you tried to cook them on the wing? Those old fashioned things need oil - you are right, but these modern bird cookers are oil-less because fossil fuels are bad for the environment you know.
I was thinking of a great turkey roast with lots of people - the poor homeless also - and everyone could toss their own turkey. It could become a national holiday - The Great Turkey Toss.
We could have some pissants stomping grapes into wine which would flow down one of the now dry canals and we could all get loaded. What do you think?
Dead Bird!
— Eddie Murphy
the best food value in america is a plump roasted chicken from SAM’s for $4.99
It would now be fitting for Barry Whoseanus Obango, queen of the Nairobi bathhouse showers, to conduct a close aerial inspection of Ivanpah, from an ultralight, no less. These fricking fascist greenies have no shame, none, zip. The names and addresses of all of the corporate and political perps should be placed on the net.
I’ve had those. They are good. :) Craving some chicken right now. Watermelon and potato salad would be good, too!
“Warning. Solar farms cause global warning. High heat kills wildlife and plant life. We are doomed.”
Nearby wind farms counter the heat of the solar farms. 97% of scientists agree that they can save the planet by doing these things.
/s
They need to put up bird nets.
Now look what they have done with it. I guess it all makes sense now.
And let’s not forget all the migrating birds murdered by the greenies at wind farms!
Funny how “environmentalists” always manage to screw up everything they claim to be trying to help. But that’s OK, they’re leftists, and they meant well.
That would certainly make all those dead birds feel good, if only they weren’t dead.
Mark
lotta good turkey roasters my my
WKRP - you’d to love that show ... but really - squished turkey is it anything like pressed duck?
Cook it. Then clean it???
But, but, but.....I thought that the environmentalists wanted ‘clean’ energy? /s
yup. You drive northbound 15, turning left around that mountain bend, starting your descent towards stateline Primm, at the point where you're already tired from your desert chant of "Vegas, baby. Vegas!"
Lo and behold, you look to your left, and there's this ugly, other-worldy facility.
You wonder to yourself, have I ended up in Area 51?
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