Posted on 04/30/2016 2:09:18 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
Imagine John Kasich, the winner of a grand total of one state, being nominated. Is that too tough? Okay, try this. Imagine a John Kasich campaign ad featuring his imaginary nomination. See, much easier. And also much more mockable which is exactly what Red Eye did on the Fox News Channel last night.
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The funniest was the imaginary swearing in of Cruz by Beck
Was the imaginary pink rabbit Harvey holding the Bible?
This is a real ad? I heard that Kasich and Cruz are planning to challenge Trump’s delegates on credentials even if he gets the 1237 but surely to God, they aren’t still going to do that.
Kasick in a room at podium thanking everyone and accepting the nomination.
Cut to hand pressing tape recorder and cheering crowd sound begins.
Reveal to find Kasick in a girly bedroom with about 200 stuffed animals in a semicricle around him.
Kasich and his ilk make me want to puke. That he still thinks he can get the nomination proves he’s insane.
Not only will Cruz and Kasich challenge each and every Trump delegate; but the Establishment plans to challenge EVERY state delegation that had winner-take-all primaries. The Establishment is willing to disenfranchise millions of voters in order to put their guy in (and guarantee SWMNBN election).
There you go. THAT is a much more accurate and FUNNY portrayal of the alternate reality that Kasich lives in. Add to that scene the family rolling their eyes as they walk down the hall or out the door doing normal human things. As they live with the ‘little, delusional dreamer’ every day. Kinda like everyone has a bit of a whacky or crazy family member. Well we all know who that is in the Kasich family. And so do they.
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