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Bernie Sanders Might Skydive Into His Campaign Rally
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| June 3, 2016
| Alex Griswold
Posted on 06/03/2016 9:47:27 AM PDT by Trump20162020
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To: Trump20162020
maybe he’ll bump his head on something...
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posted on
06/03/2016 10:54:41 AM PDT
by
fivecatsandadog
( Human error: allowing Muslims to be pilots, engineers, chefs, mechanics, and presidents.)
To: Trump20162020
Big deal. He will most likely jump in tandem with the instructor, attached to the instructor’s body, just basically along for the parachute ride. He won’t need to do anything at all (except maybe crap himself in the last few seconds before the jump).
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posted on
06/03/2016 10:55:25 AM PDT
by
Kenton
To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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posted on
06/03/2016 10:57:54 AM PDT
by
gigster
(Cogito, Ergo, Ronaldus Magnus Conservatus)
To: Trump20162020
I’m sure a big expert skydive trainer will have Bernie in front of him. And the SF gays will gush as he comes flying in as a ‘catcher’.
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posted on
06/03/2016 10:58:06 AM PDT
by
Vaquero
( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: fivecatsandadog
maybe he’ll bump his head on something... That, it appears, has already happened.
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posted on
06/03/2016 11:00:11 AM PDT
by
Vaquero
( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: Trump20162020
Is Hillary going to fold his parachute?
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posted on
06/03/2016 11:00:55 AM PDT
by
Twinkie
(John 3:16)
To: Trump20162020
If the chute doesn’t open then Bernie will finally steal the spotlight from Trump!!!
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posted on
06/03/2016 11:04:50 AM PDT
by
MeganC
(The Republic of The United States of America: 7/4/1776 to 6/26/2015 R.I.P.)
To: Trump20162020
Sounds like a Bush stunt.
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posted on
06/03/2016 11:05:41 AM PDT
by
dragnet2
(Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
To: Trump20162020; mkjessup; onyx; stephenjohnbanker; SaveFerris; Grampa Dave; maggief; RitaOK; ...
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posted on
06/03/2016 11:07:57 AM PDT
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
(If you can't graciously honor JimRob's wishes, then kindly stay the hell out of JimRob's house.)
To: Trump20162020
hey, some candidate ought to rent a big airliner and have rallies right on airports...uh wait what?
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posted on
06/03/2016 11:09:26 AM PDT
by
bigbob
To: Trump20162020
Make sure that his Depends are properly fastened.
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posted on
06/03/2016 11:11:26 AM PDT
by
Ancesthntr
("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." A. E. van Vogt)
To: gigster
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posted on
06/03/2016 11:11:29 AM PDT
by
Hang'emAll
(If guns kill people, do pencils misspell words?)
To: Trump20162020
Bernie Sanders Might Skydive Into His Campaign Rally Opportunity for the Clinton Crime Syndicate to arrange an "accident".
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posted on
06/03/2016 11:12:23 AM PDT
by
The Sons of Liberty
(Memorial Day Salute to Baraq and Madam Benghazi - Two Words, One Finger!)
To: Trump20162020
Thought experiment: A plane is going down, 4 souls on board: the Pope, Bernie Sanders, a millennial, and Billy Graham, but only 3 parachutes are available.
Pope: “I must grab one of the parachutes, for I am the leader of the Church. Geronimo!”
Bernie: “I must grab one of the parachutes, for I will save the country from the one-percenters. Geronimo!”
Graham: “Well friend, there is only one parachute left. I feel the Christian thing to do would be to let you take it.”
Millennial: “Not necessary, dude. Bernie just jumped out of the plane with my backpack!”
To: DesertRhino
I wish Hillary would start doing this.... at every single rally.at least then there would be a reason for her shrill shrieking like a pterodactyl.
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posted on
06/03/2016 11:16:53 AM PDT
by
showme_the_Glory
((ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government))
To: dragnet2
.
>> “Sounds like a Bush stunt.” <<
Or a QE II stunt.
How many Queens have you seen hanging from a chute?
.
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posted on
06/03/2016 11:17:16 AM PDT
by
editor-surveyor
(Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
To: Trump20162020
And here I thought this campaign year could not get any stupider.
To: Trump20162020
Who does he think he is? George H. W. Bush?
To: Trump20162020
To: magua
"Splat!"
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!
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