Mexico Says They Will Close Their Border if Trump is Elected

departed ^ | 06/13/16 | Heisenberg

[GingisK]

Why wouldn’t they do that right now?

[Gay State Conservative]

And we'll close ours...and block all money transfers to Mexico...and start rounding up wet....ooops,”undocumented workers”....

[CodeToad]

NO, they won’t. They are invading the USA and want the money.

[Ed Condon]

My thought also, but we can’t post articles from “The Onion”.

[NonValueAdded]

This keeps getting better and better.

[LeoWindhorse]

America made a huge mistake , in 1849 , in withdrawing from Mexico after conquering it . Mexico could have been a vassal state , not the disgusting irritant that it has become . Shall we try again ?

[Ketill Frostbeard]

I didn’t even think of the idea they would be blocking Americans from going in. No thanks!

[KeyLargo]

Dear Presidente Nieto;

Please open the border, when required for all of those Hollywood actors that have stated they will leave the Country if Trump is elected.

Thank You

[rfreedom4u]

Is that a promise??!!!!

I suggest we close the “money transfer” border to transfers to Mexico. Or at least limit the amounts.

[TexasRepublic]

Please don’t toss me into dat briar patch!

[greeneyes]

LOL. Well, since they are going to be paying for a wall, they might as well get some use out of it too, but it really seems like cutting off your nose to spite your face.

[MeganC]

Is this a joke?

[M Kehoe]

I’m trying to see a problem with this.

5.56mm

[exit82]

Oh, please,please,lease,please,please,please,please.

Border closed—then no remittances can cross either!

Whoops!!!!!

Hah!!!

[KeyLargo]

"Mexico SHOOTS people trying to illegally cross THEIR southern border. They do. They really do."

[headless_thompson_gunner]

[KeyLargo]

The stories posted on TheNewsNerd are for entertainment purposes only. The stories may mimic articles found in the headlines, but rest assured they are purely satirical.

[dead]

We’ll have to grow our own diarrhea.

[VerySadAmerican]

Surely this is satire.

[patriot08]

They’re long overdue for another a$$ whipping.