[Velveeta]

Angela Merkel on vacation. Her chief of staff said “there can’t be any absolute security”.

[TigerClaws]

He French minister. “terrorism is something we are going to have to live with.” The new normal.

We need terrorist weather reports. “sunny with a slight chance of Jihad.”

[LucyT]

Angela Merkel on vacation. Her chief of staff said “there can’t be any absolute security”.