Miss America's First Ever Openly Lesbian Contestant Makes Stage Appearance

The London Daily Mail ^ | 09:32 EST, 8 September 2016 | By ASSOCIATED PRESS

[drewh]

can Miss America possibly be guilty if she wins?

[henkster]

Please tell me she’s not the one on the right.

[PAR35]

She can always get a job selling Subarus.

[LouieFisk]

Reminds me - I really got to vacuum the joint, it’s a mess.

[DIRTYSECRET]

You wouldn’t?

[LouieFisk]

Please tell me she’s not the one on the right.”
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If you guessed the middle, ya got it right.

[Sacajaweau]

One in the middle...

[longfellow]

She won Miss Fulon Fishmarket last year.

[drewh]

[Sacajaweau]

Why do these girls have bags under their eyes?

[DIRTYSECRET]

Looks like an Adams apple.

[henkster]

Good; the one on the right would be a total waste. The one in the middle, yeah, no great loss.

[Gamecock]

She'll win only because people are afraid to be labeled as homophobes.

Now if you'll excuse me, my 2:00 patient is here to have their boil lanced.

[albie]

The one on the right looks like Christie Brinkley. The one in the middle looks like Lassie.

[Sacajaweau]

Wondering how much surgery the dude has had. How can “it” even be a legitimate contestant.

[VRWC For Truth]

Carpet muncher ...

[oh8eleven]

The one in the middle looks like Lassie.
Poor Lassie ...

[albie]

My question is the same as always...why is it so important that we all know she’s a lesbian?! Do the other contestants have to state that they’re straight...or would that be hate speech?

[Sacajaweau]

Oops...she’s a lesie...not a transvestite. She’s not even attractive. Wonder what her talent is...

[PGR88]

Surely they could have found a better looking lesbian to fill this made-up role for this staged PC narrative?