Posted on 11/22/2016 6:40:16 AM PST by simpson96
She obviously didn’t consult the Book of Armaments. Five is right out.....
Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, “First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
A: Called across the lines for the PIGS to help them.
From now on, when people strive to achieve the Darwin Award, they will be known to be performing a "Wilansky", in her honor.
Im sorry but police Do Not use grenades on protestors. They know how to control disobedient thugs without them.
“Sounds like the authorities were providing water.”
That is mighty considerate of them.
given her visuals, i bet it will be ‘stumpy’...
The description of her injuries exactly matches the description of several victims, injuries as a result of the Boston bombing.
This was an IED, no doubt. Bets are the LEO have FLIR video of the whole thing.
Well if it isn’t my old friend Mr. McGreg. With a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!
I think we should give her a field promotion to Cap. Hook.
Her (obviously incompetent) parents sure picked the wrong name for her.
Nothing wise about that ugly imbecile.
One-Armed Wilansky.
Has a nice ring to it...
That's just flat out wrong, man...
How did she get there? bicycle?
Not to mention the fuel for the chopper. And I’m guessing she didn’t walk from NY.
In my neck of the woods they protest the oil rigs using plastic kayaks.
And if she's fat, she also greases the pipeline and deceases the "n" value.
“Bets are the LEO have FLIR video of the whole thing.”
FLIR from above as well.
Great! Almost the end of the year & we have a late entrant into the annual Darwin Awards.
No Sympathy here.
“How did she get there? bicycle?”
It’s the ‘sacred stones’ dude! The sacred stones of the “Chante tin’sa kinanzi Po spirit camp” magically transported her directly to the heart of turtle island from New York. However, ufortunately for them, the sacred pipe used in the sacred stone spirit-transportation ceremony was confiscated. Since they don’t use oil, they’re now back to using horses, bicycles, and that new super secret special hybrid car that is powered by unicorn farts and sacred stones.
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