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Farting Is My Secret Feminist Weapon that Works Every Time
xojane ^ | Jul 30, 2015 | Allison Hope

Posted on 03/10/2017 11:04:00 AM PST by Mount Athos

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To: Mount Athos

>>>It’s hard being a woman in this world. We get silenced, pushed aside, ignored, paid less, denied care, called names, and a million and one other bad things<<<

When you start a Column with a completely false Premise, anything that follows is ignorant pap.


21 posted on 03/10/2017 11:17:51 AM PST by Kickass Conservative ( Democracy, two Wolves and one Sheep deciding what's for Dinner.)
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To: Huntress

Why? Why did you feel the need to post that thing?


22 posted on 03/10/2017 11:17:54 AM PST by DariusBane (Liberty and Risk. Flip sides of the same coin. So how much risk will YOU accept? Vive Deo et Vives)
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To: baltimorepoet

That was funny.

It also is my style of humor; I had to double check it wasn’t me. LOL


23 posted on 03/10/2017 11:18:44 AM PST by Lazamataz (The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
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To: Lazamataz

And you are correct.


24 posted on 03/10/2017 11:19:09 AM PST by bar sin·is·ter
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To: Mount Athos

If any dude is looking down that shirt, it’s probably to see if it has chest hair.


25 posted on 03/10/2017 11:19:44 AM PST by LambSlave
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To: Roman_War_Criminal

May I suggest, beer, beans, and boiled eggs for lunch, to give a lasting quantity, and odoriferous quality to the farts.


26 posted on 03/10/2017 11:20:14 AM PST by Ed Condon (subliminal messages here in invisible ink)
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To: Mount Athos

“*** We climb some ladder that inevitably has a white man at the top who, at best, wants to look down your shirt,***”

Just took a gander at your photo...

Don’t worry babe, no man is looking down your shirt, not even the white ones.


27 posted on 03/10/2017 11:20:25 AM PST by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH-pk2vZG2M)
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28 posted on 03/10/2017 11:20:54 AM PST by bankwalker (groupthink is dangerous ...)
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To: Huntress

I didn’t need to see that photo to realize that this female is no lady. As a lesbian, how is she even in a position to “understand” what it is like to be a woman with the pressures of:

“not dating too much less we be seen as a slut shaking our money maker just to get diamonds and top-shelf vodka and private jet rides to private islands with fancy dinners where you’re expected to eat only salad because if you order the filet mignon someone might be more likely to judge your back fat.”


29 posted on 03/10/2017 11:20:57 AM PST by 21twelve (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts FDR's New Deal = obama)
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To: Huntress

Actually, that photo is probably what a fart would look like if it gained corporeal form.


30 posted on 03/10/2017 11:21:10 AM PST by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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To: Huntress

Doesn’t look like the kind of woman you’d want to endure a “Dutch Oven” with.


31 posted on 03/10/2017 11:21:17 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: Mount Athos

What are weapons of choice, Cabbage and warm Beer?

No need for her to pass gas, any Man that would volunteer to get close to that has to be a brainless Liberal like she is.


32 posted on 03/10/2017 11:21:20 AM PST by Kickass Conservative ( Democracy, two Wolves and one Sheep deciding what's for Dinner.)
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To: baltimorepoet

That would puke a dog off a gut wagon.

It would be so bad that it gets caught in the hair of your nose and you would go around smelling $#!+ the rest of the day.

Gag a maggot.


33 posted on 03/10/2017 11:22:00 AM PST by shotgun
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To: Mount Athos

What a shitty world she lives in.


34 posted on 03/10/2017 11:22:49 AM PST by servo1969
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To: Ed Condon

She’ll have the whole train to herself at that point


35 posted on 03/10/2017 11:23:12 AM PST by Roman_War_Criminal
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To: Mount Athos
Must say - it definitely gives new meaning to: "Tooting your own horn."
36 posted on 03/10/2017 11:23:15 AM PST by Cribb
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To: Mount Athos

One day someone will give her one back that she will never forget.


37 posted on 03/10/2017 11:23:18 AM PST by castlegreyskull
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To: Mount Athos
Allison, bless your heart, I just thought you might want to know that I was raised to fight fire with fire, and in the spirit of kindness and decency warn you, "is this really a battle you want to have?"

because, as my family will attest, this is a fight you will lose.

38 posted on 03/10/2017 11:23:28 AM PST by commish (Freedom tastes Sweetest to those who have fought to preserve it!)
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39 posted on 03/10/2017 11:23:55 AM PST by shotgun
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To: Mount Athos

>>We have to work twice as hard and get paid two thirds as much as our male counterparts.

I actually know some of these “work twice as hard” women. They have to do that because they are barely half as good at what they do.

Sometimes its just pure skill deficiencies that we would probably see on the other side as well if real men bothered to try to break into traditional female jobs.

Other times, it’s poor time management and gold plating: if I tell you to do Job N by Time T, I do not want N+1, Nx2, and certainly not N^2 unless you can deliver it by Time T at the same cost as N. If you can deliver >=N by <=T, then you are my favorite worker. Otherwise, I have a production problem and that’s why I seem to “demand more”.

In some cases, it is because they are in a job that they are unsuited for they believe that “work” = effort and does not equal force x displacement. Just because you are grunting more does mean you are working more.


40 posted on 03/10/2017 11:24:05 AM PST by Bryanw92 (If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs, if we had some eggs.)
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