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Dogs' Love of Man Isn't Just a Con Job
Townhall.com ^ | September 22, 2017 | Jonah Goldberg

Posted on 09/22/2017 10:02:58 AM PDT by Kaslin

One of my favorite kinds of news stories is the report of a new scientific study that verifies the obvious. You've seen them. New research finds that heterosexual men are attracted to very attractive women. Evidence collected by wildlife researchers has confirmed that bears really do use the woods as toilets.

But some research that corroborates the obvious is exciting because some people refuse to accept the obvious.

Which brings me to the work of Dr. Gregory Berns, a neuroscientist at Emory University and the author of "What It's Like to Be a Dog." Berns has, from what I can tell, the best gig in neuroscience. He spends all day taking pictures of dog brains. Don't worry: He doesn't remove them. He uses magnetic resonance imaging to study what's going on in Fido's head. It's tougher than it sounds because the dogs have to hold absolutely still for Berns to get a good read. But that's OK. They got the goodest doggos around, as folks on dog-obsessed Twitter might say, to volunteer.

And what did Berns discover? Something that almost every dog owner in the world could have told you: Dogs aren't faking it when they act like they love you. Because it's not an act.

Berns and his team confirmed this through a host of tests that looked at different centers of the doggie brain and how they responded to different stimuli. In one test they alternated between giving the pooches hot dogs (the food, not Dachshunds) and offering them praise. Looking at the pleasure centers of the dogs' brains, the researchers found that nearly all the dogs responded to "Who's a good boy?! You are!" (or whatever they actually said) with at least as much pleasure as when they got a Hebrew National. A fifth of the dogs actually preferred praise to food.

Berns concluded that dogs derive as much pleasure from love as from food.

As a somewhat obsessed dog guy, I'm the first to concede that a central tenet of doggie philosophy is to reject the whole love-vs.-food paradigm as a false choice. Dogs are committed to the idea that there is no such thing as too much of a good thing. But as almost anyone who has come home to their dog after an extended absence will tell you, dogs don't go bonkers for missing loved ones solely because they think there's a meal in it for them.

And yet, there are people who argue almost precisely that. There's what I would call the dumb version and the smart version of that particular school of thought. The dumb version, as the label suggests, is dumb. It can be found in people who say things like, "Dogs just lick you for the salt," or, "It's just an animal; you shouldn't care about its feelings."

The smart version has more merit. Evolutionary psychologists and other scientists label dogs "social parasites" or, in the words of some, "con artists." They claim that dogs evolved from wolves to exploit our weakness for cuteness. They also note that dogs evolved an ability found almost nowhere else in the animal world: to read human body language and expressions. Indeed, Berns found evidence of this in his MRI studies.

Some, rightly, reject the term "parasitism" in favor of "mutualism," because while dogs certainly benefitted from the warmth of cavemen's campfires and the tossed scraps from their mastodon kills, they also made important contributions as guard dogs and hunters. Pat Shipman even speculates in "The Invaders: How Humans and Their Dogs Drove Neanderthals to Extinction" that dogs gave us a competitive advantage against our (presumably) hated rivals, the Neanderthals. Dogs -- or proto-wolf/dogs -- weren't so much pets as allies in hunting big game, helping us evolve as a cooperative species.

I think that's all true or at least quite plausible. But what it leaves out is the ingredient missing in almost all discussions of evolved behavior and genetic programming -- not just for dogs but for people, too. Dogs obviously evolved to depend on humans, but humans also evolved to depend on dogs. From our genes' perspective, we love our children to ensure that our DNA lives to see another day. But that's not how we consciously think about it, nor does that explanation diminish the experience of love or make it any less real.

Dog genes may be designed to con us, but the dogs themselves aren't in on the caper. They just love us, because that's what dogs do.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: animals; chat; dogs; jonahgoldberg; love; mensbestfriend; pets; science
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1 posted on 09/22/2017 10:02:58 AM PDT by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin

Great essay by Mr. Goldberg. Thanks for posting this. Sent it to my vet tech daughter who has a WONDERFUL dog.


2 posted on 09/22/2017 10:08:40 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: SixPack

we knew that


3 posted on 09/22/2017 10:09:42 AM PDT by SandRat ( VICTORIES THAT CNABE HAD O)
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To: Kaslin

Can it be proven that Neanderthals never domesticated dogs?


4 posted on 09/22/2017 10:10:52 AM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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To: Kaslin

Lol! this may be the first time I’ve ever agreed with Goldberg.


5 posted on 09/22/2017 10:15:22 AM PDT by Afterguard (Deplorable me!)
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To: Kaslin

I think its safe to say that over the last 30K years or so, Man has co-evolved with Dogs. Its something of a symbiosis.


6 posted on 09/22/2017 10:16:04 AM PDT by Paradox (Don't call them mainstream, there is nothing mainstream about the MSM.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

First thing worth reading from Jonah Goldberg in a year.


7 posted on 09/22/2017 10:19:15 AM PDT by pgkdan (The Silent Majority Stands With TRUMP!)
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To: Kaslin
We have the BEST dog in the world. She is trained to go pee pee doo doo in her newspaper-lined potty tray in the house and she NEVER makes a mistake even when we are away. NEVER! Better success training a female to do this, because their aim is straight down, unlike a male.

Anyway, I STILL believe a dog's primary motive to 'love' is driven by them knowing WHO THEIR FOOD SOURCE IS. When we come home she is more interested in knowing WHETHER WE'VE BROUGHT FOOD than anything else. Love is secondary to that. A dog's love for its owner stems from us being the ones who feed them!

Survival. That's the bottom line for a dog.

8 posted on 09/22/2017 10:19:37 AM PDT by CivilWarBrewing (Feminism DESTROYED females)
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To: Kaslin

Great piece! Dogs rule.


9 posted on 09/22/2017 10:22:28 AM PDT by Constitution Day (and cats are evil!)
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To: Kaslin





10 posted on 09/22/2017 10:22:44 AM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: CivilWarBrewing
Survival. That's the bottom line for a dog.

We have that in common with them...

11 posted on 09/22/2017 10:24:44 AM PDT by null and void (Because it's a firearms related word, I'm triggered by "trigger"...)
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To: Kaslin

I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t like dogs, and I don’t trust anyone who provokes anxiety and hostility in dogs.


12 posted on 09/22/2017 10:26:13 AM PDT by Enchante
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To: Kaslin

13 posted on 09/22/2017 10:27:34 AM PDT by Mase (Save me from the people who would save me from myself!)
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To: CivilWarBrewing

If you are correct dogs would leave as soon as the food ran out, but they don’t instead they sit there right beside you and starve to death with you.
Only women see you as having value only if you provide.
Dogs are loyal.


14 posted on 09/22/2017 10:28:26 AM PDT by DesertRhino (Dog is man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up.)
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To: Enchante
and I don’t trust anyone who provokes anxiety and hostility in dogs.

Some dogs are really good at ferreting out losers, even when the loser is trying to con the dog.

Cats are too for that matter, but it is much less demonstrative.

15 posted on 09/22/2017 10:31:32 AM PDT by zeugma (I live in the present due to the constraints of the Space-Time Continuum. —Hank Green)
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To: CivilWarBrewing
I am sorry but paper training is the worst thing you can do.

I had a dachshund many years ago, that my husband gave me the puppy a Christmas present. It took me until Moritz was 3 month old when he was totally house broken.

16 posted on 09/22/2017 10:33:41 AM PDT by Kaslin (Politicians are not born; they are excreted -Civilibus nati sunt; sunt excernitur. (Cicero))
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To: null and void

Most FReepers are not worried where their next meal is coming from. I think that with dogs this is a CONSTANT concern because of their inability to reflect on past patterns due to their primitive brain function. So, ‘EATING’ dominates a dog’s thoughts whereas we take it for granted. I believe a dog’s most prevailing thought is ‘EATING FOOD’!!!!


17 posted on 09/22/2017 10:36:19 AM PDT by CivilWarBrewing (Feminism DESTROYED females)
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To: Mase
My dogs are the best friends I've ever had.
BTW. That's a lot of years & a lot of dogs

18 posted on 09/22/2017 10:37:03 AM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: Kaslin

The bond is far more than food, it’s almost telepathic, although most dogs are thrilled by treats and will search you for them when you come home, much like a small child expecting a present would.


19 posted on 09/22/2017 10:40:44 AM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Fiddlstix
My sister's dog died at age 23 and she has no idea how old she was when they got her.

Her other dog died at age 21, and also was a rescue dog so they have no idea how old he was when they got him.

I have no idea why my sister's dogs live so long. Lots of love, that's for sure.

20 posted on 09/22/2017 10:44:35 AM PDT by CivilWarBrewing (Feminism DESTROYED females)
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