Posted on 03/17/2018 9:10:18 AM PDT by Kaslin
Recently, while visiting India's ancient city of Mandu, in Madhya Pradesh, accident-prone tourist Hillary Clinton lost her footing and skidded down the stairs of 13th-century /watch?v=4vm79_fiArAJahaz Mahal<.a>. It happened as Mrs. Clinton and an escort descended the stone stairs like the mother of a bride being ushered to the head table. The former first lady's unsuccessful effort to steady herself was remedied by a white male escort who likely convinced his wife to vote for Trump. In any case, looking as if she had slipped on a banana peel, three quarters of the way down the staircase, the failed presidential candidate unintentionally headed into a yoga straddle split with one leg entirely in midair. That's when a second white male escort, wearing a matching straw hat, hurried to the side of the portly politician. Attempting to help the men steer her carefully onto terra firma, Hillary kicked off her orthopedic sandals and tried to grip the stone with her gecko toes. It's horrible to say, but at 71 years old, Hillary should avoid sudden jerking motions, because lurching forward, backward, or side-to-side often results in incontinence issues for senior citizens with aging bladders. So, after the stair incident, it's not surprising that Miss Hillary thought it would be wise for everyone involved if she avoided the hot sun and instead slipped out of her white capris and soaked for a spell in a bath at the Umaid Bhawan Palace in Jodhpur. Hillary, who broke her toe in London last year, has proven that elderly pear-shaped women do lose their balance, slip, and fall. Hillary explained the London incident in the following way:
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When ones head can spin around full 360 and spew green slime it becomes hard to maintain balance.
Does sec Clinton indulge in adult beverages?
Comedy gold, Jerry.
Have you noticed also that Hillary has gained about 50 lbs since the election?
Indeed.
Interesting it is, that someone who chooses (and has consistently chosen) to not take care of herself (at all), somehow feels qualified to lecture us on “values” and wants to run our lives.
When can we get to participate cow tipping? My ticket is 23,731,007
These are fun too watch,
Thanks
......regrettably to millions of us who have pined for a perp walk for this most evil woman in history, it looks like more and more that the devil is preparing for arrival in hell.............
Her fall on that step sure is similar to the collapse on 9-11.
While reading this sentence, the first thing that came to my mind was Swamp People, and how after shooting the gator in the head, they pull it up by the snout, and roll it over into the boat. I'd have to assume that's how they'd get Hillary out of a bathtub too.
It’s attached to hiliary.
Hillary drops like her husband’s trousers.
If she had been elected, we would have had a truly unbalanced president.
She didn’t slip ! She slithered !
I’m a mile away from her house right now. Ick. I feel dirty.
You don’t get drunk from drinking a Shirley Temple cocktail
If you want to be real....I'll give her 6 months before she has a major stroke. I think her perception is off which makes me think she's having mini strokes.
What doctor tells you to rest after you sprain your wrist? And what doctor orders an xray AND A CAT SCAN for a wrist boo boo??
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