2. You’re dead...........
3. Short
4. One
7. Pencil
9. 1 hour
5. corn on the cob
2. Because you’re dead
3. short
4. one
8. impressive
9. one hour
1. Your word.
1. What do you have to give before you can keep?
A: Wedding vows
2. Why can’t you marry your widows sister?
A: Because you’re dead.
3. What word becomes shorter with two letters added onto it?
A: Short.
4. How many birthdays does the average person have?
A: One.
5. You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
A: An ear of corn and also a BBQ pork rib.
6. Which famous composer is represented by the anagram “He’s tricky! Pitch key viola”?
A: Peter Ilyich Tchaikovsky
7. I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A: A beer, a Century plant, a pencil, a candle...probably a few more things fit this one.
8. There’s is only one other word that can be made from all the letters in the word ‘permissive’. Can you figure what the other word is?
A: That’s an impressive question.
9. If you have been given three pills, one to take every half hour, how long would they last?
A: One hour.
10. Who makes it but has no need of it. Who buys it but has no use for it. Who uses it but can neither see nor feel it. What is it ?
A: Plenty of people have been known to have made their own coffins, caskets, and cremation urns.
1. Your word
#7 is Peter Ilich Tchaikovsky but there is a “y” left over.
What relationship to you is your father’s only brother’s wife’s only brother-in law?
Tony likes indigo but not blue. He like onions but not turnips. He likes forms but not shapes. According to the same rule, does he like tomatoes or avocados?
Two children were born in the same hour of the same day of the same month in the same year. They have the same biological parents. But they’re not twins. How can this be?
1. What do you have to give before you can keep?
Your word.
2. Why can’t you marry your widows sister?
You’re dead, unless you’re a democrat, you’re not doing much.
3. What word becomes shorter with two letters added onto it?
Short.
4. How many birthdays does the average person have?
1.
9. If you have been given three pills, one to take every half hour, how long would they last? 1 hr (take one at 0 min, 1 at 30, 1 at 60).
At the Puzzleland fruit stand, an orange costs $.18. A pineapple costs $.27. A grape costs $.15. How much does a mango cost?
1. Trust.
2. Necrophelia is outlawed (you’re dead.)
3. Short.
4. One per year.
5. (no idea)
6. Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
7. (no idea)
8. IV Sperm (intravenous Sperm). Ok, Ok, I know this one is wrong. But it’s festive.
9. 1 hour.
10. (no idea)
I thought this was a Q thread...
Q: What is no big deal unless you are not getting any of it?
1. What do you have to give before you can keep?
Your word
2. Why can’t you marry your widows sister?
Cause you’re DEAD!!
3. What word becomes shorter with two letters added onto it?
Short
4. How many birthdays does the average person have?
One
5. You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
Animal leg, or some vegetable with both skin and seeds that you cook without the skin
6. Which famous composer is represented by the anagram “He’s tricky! Pitch key viola”?
No idea
7. I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
I want to say shadows but they get longer at the end of the day
8. There’s is only one other word that can be made from all the letters in the word ‘permissive’. Can you figure what the other word is?
[shrugs]
9. If you have been given three pills, one to take every half hour, how long would they last?
An hour after you start
10. Who makes it but has no need of it. Who buys it but has no use for it. Who uses it but can neither see nor feel it. What is it?
Casket or grave