‘Wax My Ass, Scrub My Balls’-- (Francis O'Rourke's Brilliant Poem)

dailycaller.com ^ | 3/15/19 | Scott Morefield

[a little elbow grease]

“I look at suburban women every time I go to the grocery store. It hurts knowing how gullible and foolish many of them are. “ -

Odd comment. How are they different from urban or rural women?

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Tell me. I'm curious. How did you conclude that I thought suburban women were different than urban or rural?

[Mears]

Maybe because you only mentioned suburban women.

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[a little elbow grease]

Me: “I look at suburban women every time I go to the grocery store. It hurts knowing how gullible and foolish many of them are. “

You: "Odd comment. How are they different from urban or rural women?"

Me: "Tell me. I'm curious. How did you conclude that I thought suburban women were different than urban or rural?"

You: "Maybe because you only mentioned suburban women."

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Well then, if I may say to you --- it may be better not to draw conclusions from limited information.

I spoke only of suburban women because my grocery store is close by in our suburb, a place where our home has been for forty five years.

If I had actually said something about urban or rural women, I might have suggested that the urban women could be just as equally gullible and foolish about politics.

However, from my seventy two years on this earth observing human nature carefully, I would suggest that rural women are not nearly as gullible and foolish as the others. (It's harder to pull 'the political wool' over the eyes of the farming community.)

Have a good week. --- By the way .... are you a female?

[Mears]

“Have a good week. -— By the way .... are you a female? “

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I have only ONE word on my profile page and that is FEMALE-—that ought to tell you something.:-)

I am an 86 year old who has spent the last 60 years in the suburbs. I was just curious about your original statement.

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[a little elbow grease]

"I am an 86 year old who has spent the last 60 years in the suburbs. I was just curious about your original statement."

Now you have your answer concerning that statement. I'm sorry that I was unclear originally.

And, sincere congratulations on your longevity.

Please be well, and take us through a few more Republican administratons.

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By the way, we have a good guy here in Pittsburgh, PA. by the name of Mears.

Steve Mears launching program designed to inspire future sports broadcasters

https://www.post-gazette.com/sports/penguins/2018/10/02/steve-mears-penguins-broadcasting-job-shadow-program/stories/201810020028

[Mears]

“Steve Mears launching program designed to inspire future sports broadcasters “

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I’ll be darned,no relation,unfortunately.:-)

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[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

CARTMAN!

DANG!

[jurroppi1]

It could be sung to the tune of the “alternate” Bonanza theme song. https://lyricsplayground.com/alpha/songs/b/bonanza.html

One for four, four for one:
“Wax my ass, scrub my balls”

[NorthMountain]

WTF? There's more to the poem than what's quoted in the OP.

[Responsibility2nd]

"Thrust your hooves up my analytic passage".

 

I, I, er... Words fail me.

[NorthMountain]

yeah ...

[a little elbow grease]

Right ..... he’s a regular Walt Whitman. /s