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And there we have it. She’s admitting the real articles of Impeachment are:

Article of Impeachment Day 1: committing the heinous crime of getting elected President while not Democrat.
Article of Impeachment Day 2: committing the heinous crime of not being a (check all that apply): Progressive Leftist… [] Democrat [] Republican [] Socialist [] Democratic Socialist [] Anarchist [] Communist []Deep State Minion [] Ankle Deep State Minion [] Lunatic
Article of Impeachment Day 3: committing the heinous crime of getting elected President by (check all that apply): [] Being a Puppet of Putin [] Being Kim Jong Un’s Boy Toy [] Being Republican [] Being a Serial Rude Tweeter [] Being a Female Feline Manhandler [] Being an Unrepentant Man-spreader [] Being a Mansplainer [] Being Male [] Being a Repeat Smirker [] Being White [] Being Cisgendered [] Being Racist [] Being Mysogynistic [] Being Married to Melania (so we’re jealous, even the women. . . the Lesbians, but we repeat ourselves) [] Being Divorced [] Being Taller than Most of Us [] Not Being Dead [] Being an Outsider [] Being President [] Being Donald J. Trump [] Being Orange Man Bad [] Being The Monster Under Our Beds [] Being Born [] Being At All
Article of Impeachment Day 4: committing the heinous crime of getting elected President while not being Hillary Rodham Clinton.
Article of Impeachment Day 5. . . committing the heinous crime of getting elected President by (anything else we can think of to throw against the wall, hoping something will finally stick, as we vote daily articles of impeachment because we hate your guts.)

An EXCELLANT summary!!

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Article of Impeachment Day 1: committing the heinous crime of getting elected President while not Democrat.

Article of Impeachment Day 2: committing the heinous crime of not being a (check all that apply):

[] Progressive Leftist…
[] Democrat
[] Republican
[] Socialist
[] Democratic Socialist
[] Anarchist
[] Communist
[] Deep State Minion
[] Ankle Deep State Minion
[] Lunatic

Article of Impeachment Day 3: committing the heinous crime of getting elected President by (check all that apply):

[] Being a Puppet of Putin
[] Being Kim Jong Un’s Boy Toy
[] Being Republican
[] Being a Serial Rude Tweeter
[] Being a Female Feline Manhandler
[] Being an Unrepentant Man-spreader
[] Being a Mansplainer
[] Being Male
[] Being a Repeat Smirker
[] Being White
[] Being Cisgendered
[] Being Racist
[] Being Mysogynistic
[] Being Married to Melania (so we’re jealous, even the women. . . the Lesbians, but we repeat ourselves)
[] Being Divorced
[] Being Taller than Most of Us
[] Not Being Dead
[] Being an Outsider
[] Being President
[] Being Donald J. Trump
[] Being Orange Man Bad
[] Being The Monster Under Our Beds
[] Being Born
[] Being At All

Article of Impeachment Day 4: committing the heinous crime of getting elected President while not being Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Article of Impeachment Day 5: committing the heinous crime of getting elected President by (anything else we can think of to throw against the wall, hoping something will finally stick, as we vote daily articles of impeachment because we hate your guts.)