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World's first drive-through brothel opens in Germany
Ananova ^ | Oct 05, 2001

Posted on 10/05/2001 3:03:27 AM PDT by 2Trievers

The world's first drive-in brothel is opening in Germany.

Clients drive into eight converted garages then press a buzzer to get a girl.

The drive-through bordello in Cologne is designed to protect vice girls who normally work on the street. Its known locally as the 'Sex Garages.'

City officials believe the officially titled Verrichtungsboxen, or Relief Boxes will be safer for both clients and prostitutes. It has cost local taxpayers £300,000 to build.

Each working girl has a button in case of trouble with a client and the area is patrolled by police. The sex garage is also equipped with a shower.

Officials hope it will reduce street crime and robberies on prostitutes and clients. Streetwalking has been banned in Cologne since 1998.

The idea for the Sex Garage is the idea of a Catholic women's charity. They are situated on an old sports field and are 500 yards away from the nearest house.

A spokesman for the city told Ananova: "We believe it is a way to reduce attacks on girls and to prevent their customers from being ripped off."

Surveys claim one million men a day visit a prostitute in Germany and the figure is on the increase.


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To: 2Trievers
And afterwards you can visit the new drive through confessional booth. Just blow your horn to let the attendant know you are there. You can't miss the place, the sign out front says "toot & tell or burn in he@@."
101 posted on 10/05/2001 6:20:48 AM PDT by Pilsner
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To: 2Trievers
Ummmm... hmmmm.... I... nah... I can't say it. LOL!
102 posted on 10/05/2001 6:20:58 AM PDT by Critter
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To: 2Trievers
The sex garage is also equipped with a shower.

Thanks, but that won't be necessary for the French clients.

103 posted on 10/05/2001 6:22:03 AM PDT by ArneFufkin
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To: 2Trievers
The idea for the Sex Garage is the idea of a Catholic women's charity.

Ah, yes, your tithes and offerings at work for the spread of good will. (/sarcasm off)

104 posted on 10/05/2001 6:22:35 AM PDT by nfldgirl
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To: 2Trievers
This gives a whole new meaning to fast food.
106 posted on 10/05/2001 6:25:06 AM PDT by Whilom
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To: 2Trievers

And in other news, former President Bill Clinton announced he will be visiting Cologne, Germany for an extended tour of speaking engagements...


107 posted on 10/05/2001 6:26:42 AM PDT by Fintan
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To: Critter
I think they sing it like this: We'll hold your pickle if you lettuce...

ROFLMAO!...thanks Critter!

108 posted on 10/05/2001 6:27:45 AM PDT by nfldgirl
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To: 2Trievers
Surveys claim one million men a day visit a prostitute in Germany and the figure is on the increase.

One million men a day visit A PROSTITUTE? One single, solitary prostitute? EWWWWWWWwwwwwwww......

109 posted on 10/05/2001 6:27:59 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: ArneFufkin
The sex garage is also equipped with a shower.

Hmmm... What about a car wash?

~Working at the carwash...Carwash girl~

110 posted on 10/05/2001 6:32:05 AM PDT by csvset
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To: Renatus
if you are so inspired by what God would do or think, what are you reading this thread for to tell God all of out
names? now go back to the religon threads and leave us normal people alone

randystone

111 posted on 10/05/2001 6:33:08 AM PDT by randystone
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To: Lazamataz
One single, solitary prostitute?

Yeah, Helga. She's a big solid berg of a frauline, with brunhilde style steel breastplates. She crushes men upon them, and then laughes heartily, wiping them off...

112 posted on 10/05/2001 6:35:04 AM PDT by Wm Bach
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To: Mean Maryjean
can you play bingo at the same time?
randystone
113 posted on 10/05/2001 6:36:06 AM PDT by randystone
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To: 2Trievers
ATTENTION: BILL (El Camino) CLINTON AND HUGH GRANT
114 posted on 10/05/2001 6:37:39 AM PDT by midwestmidnight
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To: Renatus
Wonder if God will think this this practice and the comments on this thread are funny

We'll check with the Reverends Jim Baker, Jesse Jackson and Jimmy Swaggert. They're currently cued as ... numbers 6, 14, and 25 in line. Sounds like Swaggert needs a new muffler.

Jay Leno had a great line .... "If God doesn't strike down San Francisco, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology."

This is meritless chicanery, pointless buffonery, and childish tomfoolery. In other words, fun for boys of all ages. By now, God knows the harmless rascals.

115 posted on 10/05/2001 6:38:10 AM PDT by ArneFufkin
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To: randystone
can you play bingo at the same time?

How about Keno instead? That game of skill and chance requires a little less attentive activity.

116 posted on 10/05/2001 6:40:30 AM PDT by ArneFufkin
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To: ArneFufkin
yeah but they(catholics) only alow bingo playing no cards

randystone

117 posted on 10/05/2001 6:43:56 AM PDT by randystone
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To: randystone
oh this is a new style cathouse not a place of worship!
oh! please forgive me for that one

randystone

118 posted on 10/05/2001 6:46:02 AM PDT by randystone
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To: 2Trievers
"I just want to know if I can get that order super-sized?"

Don't you mean circum-cised?

119 posted on 10/05/2001 6:50:16 AM PDT by Sloth
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To: DouglasKC
Is this a joke? This is so corrupt.

Actually the city planners did a consumer benefit study of the most ethical use of the space, and the price to citizens of getting totally sc***ed by mechanics in an auto repair garage was significantly higher than this alternative.

120 posted on 10/05/2001 6:51:37 AM PDT by ArneFufkin
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To: 2Trievers
It is so nice to see the return of good, old-fashioned "Curb Service"! ;-)
121 posted on 10/05/2001 6:52:09 AM PDT by Charles Martel
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To: TheTopRead
Kind of gives new meaning to the phrase "Happy Meal" doesn't it?!

Hmmmm...wonder what kind of toy you get with that Happy Meal?

122 posted on 10/05/2001 6:52:48 AM PDT by ravingnutter
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To: 12B
" "Verrichtung" actualy means action or performance."

What does FAHRVERGNUGEN mean?

Someone told me it means "travelling pleasure", as in a quickie in a volkswagen...

--Boris

P.S. Apropos of nothing, the German word for "space travel" is Raumfahrt.

123 posted on 10/05/2001 6:55:59 AM PDT by boris
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To: Lazamataz
Let's just call her an "overachiever".

By the way, Laz, it was a really thoughtful gesture for you to get that Freeper fund for CHIEF's family going yesterday. Last time I checked it was over $2 grand. Nice work, friend. CHIEF was important to this place - you got the righteous ball of tribute rolling here!

124 posted on 10/05/2001 6:57:34 AM PDT by ArneFufkin
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To: ArneFufkin
Sounds like Swaggert needs a new muffler.

LMOA!!

125 posted on 10/05/2001 6:59:01 AM PDT by budwiesest
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To: JimVT
"Be right back, Honey. I'm taking the car to the garage for a lube job."

The old joke was "I'm at the body shop right now..."

--Boris

126 posted on 10/05/2001 6:59:55 AM PDT by boris
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To: boris
you can not directly translate that but the pleasure of driving would be rather close
randystone
127 posted on 10/05/2001 7:00:41 AM PDT by randystone
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To: HELLRAISER II
"Yes I would like a girl with 2 Whoppers to go please."

Burger King's ancient motto was: "It takes two hands to handle a Whopper."

Friend of mine in high school walked up to a sweet young thing behind the counter of a BK and informed her, "It takes two hands to handle MY Whopper, honey..."

Today he'd be arrested for sexual harassment, I guess.

--Boris

128 posted on 10/05/2001 7:01:55 AM PDT by boris
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To: 2Trievers

Oh Yea? Well, last time she bout pulled my ears off!!

129 posted on 10/05/2001 7:09:38 AM PDT by Cagey
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To: MadIvan
Ivan, the only cog in this enterprise so far: the girls won't accept payment in "Euros".
130 posted on 10/05/2001 7:12:03 AM PDT by ArneFufkin
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To: boris
"It takes two hands to handle MY Whopper, honey..."

Boris, I was in a busy, assembly line lunchtime cue at a Subway sandwich shop once and the girl yelled at me "Are you the one with the 12 incher?"

I said ... "Look, I'm not one to brag ..."

131 posted on 10/05/2001 7:15:25 AM PDT by ArneFufkin
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To: boris
Wendy's is "Hot and juicy".
132 posted on 10/05/2001 7:15:40 AM PDT by csvset
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To: 2Trievers
Come meet Our "Employee of The Week and Some of Her Satisfied Customers"!

Congratulations Cynthia Dawn!

133 posted on 10/05/2001 7:26:50 AM PDT by ArneFufkin
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To: WolfsView
We should let private compamies invest and buld them

Like Kevin Costner kept hearing: If you build it, they will come!

134 posted on 10/05/2001 7:31:37 AM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: one_particular_harbour, dubyaismypresident, lovecraft
Hello OPH.

So what you are telling me is that this is the morning muffin stuffin' locale?

I wonder what their menu board looks like?

135 posted on 10/05/2001 7:33:19 AM PDT by RikaStrom
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To: 2Trievers
Do the girls wear roller skates?
136 posted on 10/05/2001 7:39:57 AM PDT by chouli
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To: 2Trievers
;^)

"Supersized, please..."

137 posted on 10/05/2001 7:43:27 AM PDT by FReethesheeples
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To: FReethesheeples
No matter what you order.......it still smells like tunafish.
138 posted on 10/05/2001 7:46:19 AM PDT by kachina
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To: boris
What's sad is that the people who really deserve to be sued for Sexual Harassment are never addressed & brought to court. You know like our former First Rapist.
139 posted on 10/05/2001 7:48:17 AM PDT by HELLRAISER II
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To: chouli
Now I know what causes a blown head gasket.....
140 posted on 10/05/2001 7:50:16 AM PDT by MaskedMan
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To: MaskedMan
Hey Jesse, stay out da garages!
141 posted on 10/05/2001 7:51:42 AM PDT by bray
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To: boris
Friend of mine in high school walked up to a sweet young thing behind the counter of a BK and informed her, "It takes two hands to handle MY Whopper, honey..."

Totally serious - at my old company, our team went out for lunch. The waitress brought back a roast beef sandwich for one of the guys I worked with. She said, "That's a lot of meat there". He replied "Thank you!"

Our team leader, a humorless harpie, was not amused.

One week later, we all had to attend a sexual harassment class.

142 posted on 10/05/2001 8:12:52 AM PDT by Hacksaw
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To: WolfsView
Bada bing!

How do you say "Yeah Baby!" in Deutsch-speak?

143 posted on 10/05/2001 9:24:19 AM PDT by StoneColdGOP
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To: Cagey
Don't forget to wash your hands AFTER your Happy Meal, Cagey!
146 posted on 10/05/2001 1:06:20 PM PDT by 2Trievers
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To: 2Trievers
Truth is much weirder than fiction isn't it. "Catholic"??? Shouldn't that read "Cat-house"?
147 posted on 10/05/2001 11:01:16 PM PDT by drlevy88
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To: 2Trievers
Supersized? You might want to specify which items there.
148 posted on 10/05/2001 11:04:32 PM PDT by wattsmag2
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To: wattsmag2
For those who have the IN-N-OUT URGE!
149 posted on 10/05/2001 11:34:29 PM PDT by One4Indictment
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To: One4Indictment

150 posted on 10/05/2001 11:52:59 PM PDT by One4Indictment
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