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World's first drive-through brothel opens in Germany
Ananova ^ | Oct 05, 2001

Posted on 10/05/2001 3:03:27 AM PDT by 2Trievers

The world's first drive-in brothel is opening in Germany.

Clients drive into eight converted garages then press a buzzer to get a girl.

The drive-through bordello in Cologne is designed to protect vice girls who normally work on the street. Its known locally as the 'Sex Garages.'

City officials believe the officially titled Verrichtungsboxen, or Relief Boxes will be safer for both clients and prostitutes. It has cost local taxpayers £300,000 to build.

Each working girl has a button in case of trouble with a client and the area is patrolled by police. The sex garage is also equipped with a shower.

Officials hope it will reduce street crime and robberies on prostitutes and clients. Streetwalking has been banned in Cologne since 1998.

The idea for the Sex Garage is the idea of a Catholic women's charity. They are situated on an old sports field and are 500 yards away from the nearest house.

A spokesman for the city told Ananova: "We believe it is a way to reduce attacks on girls and to prevent their customers from being ripped off."

Surveys claim one million men a day visit a prostitute in Germany and the figure is on the increase.


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To: surfer
Blackbottom Cream Pie comes to mind ... but suddenly doesn't sound too apetizing, at second blush.
51 posted on 10/05/2001 5:14:09 AM PDT by 2Trievers
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To: luigi
"And she could really use some sleep. "

Outstanding. =;^D

53 posted on 10/05/2001 5:17:13 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts
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To: 2Trievers
The idea for the Sex Garage is the idea of a Catholic women's charity. They are situated on an old sports field and are 500 yards away from the nearest house.

Is this a joke? This is so corrupt.

54 posted on 10/05/2001 5:18:08 AM PDT by DouglasKC
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To: 2Trievers
Das Quicki-Mart.
55 posted on 10/05/2001 5:19:45 AM PDT by Jhensy
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To: DouglasKC
Just think of this as the fallout of the end of the Cold War, dismantling of the Berlin Wall, and the aftermath of Vatican II ... and it becomes perfectly clear. Besides, isn't it OCTOBERFEST in the homeland?
56 posted on 10/05/2001 5:22:28 AM PDT by 2Trievers
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To: 2Trievers
It's the seedy buns that keep the customers coming.
57 posted on 10/05/2001 5:22:52 AM PDT by Physicist
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To: Physicist
Ohhhh.... that was bad. ;^]
58 posted on 10/05/2001 5:26:05 AM PDT by OWK
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To: 2Trievers
Do they have Self Serve for the more thrifty??
59 posted on 10/05/2001 5:26:50 AM PDT by lysol@whitehouse
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To: OWK
Ok, here goes...Jack In The Box
60 posted on 10/05/2001 5:28:42 AM PDT by Wolfie
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To: Physicist
Do they sing, "Hold the pickle, hold the lettuce....."
61 posted on 10/05/2001 5:30:41 AM PDT by LeftyStomper
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To: OWK
A lot of drive-thrus offer free refills ... discounts to seniors ...

What do ya' suppose their "Weekly Specials" board would offer? Boggles the mind!

62 posted on 10/05/2001 5:31:08 AM PDT by 2Trievers
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To: 2Trievers
From Lethal Weapon 2:
"They always f**k you at the drive thru!"
63 posted on 10/05/2001 5:31:47 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Movemout
Try that here and watch what happens.

No problem getting it thru Congress I bet.....

64 posted on 10/05/2001 5:32:15 AM PDT by hobbes1
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To: 2Trievers
Is there a Drug Store, next door, to sell...ah....err....those fancy balloons?
65 posted on 10/05/2001 5:32:44 AM PDT by Alabama_Wild_Man
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To: 2Trievers
Eddie Murphy and Dave Stewart already beta tested this service. Bad news to report: The best looking women on staff are actually men.
66 posted on 10/05/2001 5:33:05 AM PDT by ArneFufkin
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To: b4its2late
SPECIAL sauce????
67 posted on 10/05/2001 5:33:21 AM PDT by Neets
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To: tonycavanagh
ping
68 posted on 10/05/2001 5:39:21 AM PDT by randystone
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To: 2Trievers
Yes I would like a girl with 2 Whoppers to go please.
69 posted on 10/05/2001 5:39:52 AM PDT by HELLRAISER II
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To: 2Trievers
Would you like any fries or apple pie with that?.....No thanks, just the happy (hooker) meal.
70 posted on 10/05/2001 5:40:29 AM PDT by RedhairRedhair
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To: 2Trievers
ROFL! BP's are everywhere!
71 posted on 10/05/2001 5:42:11 AM PDT by Cagey
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To: 2Trievers
In other news, Clinton books trip to Germany, with his El Camino in tow.

Though knowing Sideshow Bill he'd have an Intern special with a bathroom sink on the side. ;)

Regards, Ivan

FreeBritannia.co.uk
72 posted on 10/05/2001 5:45:07 AM PDT by MadIvan
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To: RedhairRedhair
Will you be applying for the job of the baggy pants clown for our Birthday/Party room? We have an opening ... and your hair color seems to be perfect for that "look" we need. BTW, experience is a must. Please forward your resume.
73 posted on 10/05/2001 5:45:20 AM PDT by 2Trievers
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To: ArneFufkin
Surveys claim one million men a day visit a prostitute in Germany and the figure is on the increase.

That's one busy prostitute. Let's see, 24 hours divided by 1 million men ... by my inaccurate and unreliable mental math, each man takes about 1/3 of a second for conjungal "completion" ... yeah, from my personal experience, that's about right. Throw in a couple of sexual marathoners taking as much 4 or 5 seconds for their satisfaction, and she might fall a little short of her one million "Johann" a day quota. This scenario is a fine testament to the efficiency and productivity of the German people.

The figure is on the rise? Is Charlie Sheen planning a trip to "Oktoberfest"?

74 posted on 10/05/2001 5:47:38 AM PDT by ArneFufkin
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To: Hugh Akston
I could see it being a drive in/drive out, but a drive through?

It's all aimin and timing, mine freunde, all aiming and timing. The krauts aren't reknowned for their precision for nothing.



...as a matter of fact they have to pay for it.

75 posted on 10/05/2001 5:49:10 AM PDT by Wm Bach
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To: randystone
As I am married to nice German lass I kept away from this thread.

Cheers Tony

76 posted on 10/05/2001 5:49:14 AM PDT by tonycavanagh
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To: 2Trievers
What happens if the customer accidentally runs out of gas? Can he come another time?
77 posted on 10/05/2001 5:49:21 AM PDT by Libloather
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To: decarlo
Check out the QuickieLube!
78 posted on 10/05/2001 5:49:52 AM PDT by Wm Bach
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To: Boru
One furburger to go...

It comes with curly fries. "Hold the special sauce, please."

79 posted on 10/05/2001 5:53:34 AM PDT by Wm Bach
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To: hobbes1
They don't need any new facilities. They already have offices and buzzers. They just don't want us to have the same.
80 posted on 10/05/2001 5:55:26 AM PDT by Movemout
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To: Movemout
And the last time they actually turned down an added convienience was when????
81 posted on 10/05/2001 5:56:50 AM PDT by hobbes1
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To: 2Trievers
Kind of gives new meaning to the phrase "Happy Meal" doesn't it?!
82 posted on 10/05/2001 5:59:42 AM PDT by TheTopRead
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To: 2Trievers
Someone make sure that "Slick Willie" hears about this. It may be our only chance to rid ourselves of him for a while.
83 posted on 10/05/2001 6:00:02 AM PDT by Piquaboy
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To: ArneFufkin
"she might fall a little short of her one million "Johann" a day quota."

In drive-thrus, one isn't expected to leave a tip ... what do 'ya think the protcol will be here? We have to provide a little something for those not meeting their daily quota ... minimum wage won't cut it.

Maybe Miss Manners or Martha knows ... I'll go ask.

84 posted on 10/05/2001 6:00:28 AM PDT by 2Trievers
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To: 2Trievers
"Be right back, Honey. I'm taking the car to the garage for a lube job."
85 posted on 10/05/2001 6:01:16 AM PDT by JimVT
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To: 2Trievers
If the van's a rockin', don't be knockin'.
86 posted on 10/05/2001 6:02:30 AM PDT by GnL
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To: 2Trievers
Car-jacking!
87 posted on 10/05/2001 6:03:32 AM PDT by NEWSOUTH
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To: ArneFufkin
Pretty soon their sign will read...

Over 1 Billion Serviced

88 posted on 10/05/2001 6:05:31 AM PDT by surfer
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To: 2Trievers
Wonder if God will think this this practice and the comments on this thread are funny. Guess we will all have to wait and see. Personally, I don't think these comments are funny. My hunch is--neither does God.
89 posted on 10/05/2001 6:05:46 AM PDT by Renatus
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To: csvset
Re your # 22

Be nice to Joyfull now....No taunting.

But I was having so much fun and laughing so hard until I came upon his note....Oh well...

Oh hell...its back to hilarity.

90 posted on 10/05/2001 6:10:30 AM PDT by rmvh
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To: WolfsView
It's stupid to use tax money for this, that's socialism. We should let private compamies invest and buld them :)

Actually, this could be considered a perfect union of government and the private enterprise working together: They supply the buns and you supply the meat...

91 posted on 10/05/2001 6:11:12 AM PDT by small voice in the wilderness
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To: Renatus
So sorry Renatus

Down on my knees ... I will do whatever penance you prescribe.

92 posted on 10/05/2001 6:13:23 AM PDT by 2Trievers
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To: tonycavanagh
As I am married to nice German lass I kept away from this thread

Smart move, but if she learns of your deceit, your impertinance could warrant significant and immediate sanctions; She might identify the actual ingredients of the German dishes she prepares for you. There's a reason why the Germans are historically motivated to "approach, embrace, discipline and lead" their soverign European neighbors, you know. LeBeau cooked most of the important meals on "Hogans Heroes", if I recall. I rest my case tony.

93 posted on 10/05/2001 6:13:58 AM PDT by ArneFufkin
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To: Wm Bach
lol quickie lube
94 posted on 10/05/2001 6:15:14 AM PDT by Hugh Akston
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To: surfer
Over 1 Billion Serviced

And still fresh as a daisy!

95 posted on 10/05/2001 6:16:08 AM PDT by ArneFufkin
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To: 2Trievers
I guess they were working on this project when I was there in March. Koln is a great city, I hit one of the traditional brew hauses there. Never really liked sausages and kraut until I had some along with a large glass of the weissbrau.

Ultimately, I suppose this will cut down passenger count on the Thalys to Amsterdam. But then again, if selection is your bag the red light district is a smorgasbord.

96 posted on 10/05/2001 6:16:54 AM PDT by Basil314
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To: LeftyStomper
I think they sing it like this:

We'll hold your pickle if you lettuce...

97 posted on 10/05/2001 6:17:44 AM PDT by Critter
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To: 2Trievers
They have had this in Amsterdam for a long time.
98 posted on 10/05/2001 6:19:23 AM PDT by biblewonk
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To: 2Trievers
Let's see now, Guy gets to have sex with a girl in a car and he has to pay. Hmmmmmm nothing new here.

This must be Friday. : )

99 posted on 10/05/2001 6:20:08 AM PDT by Inge_CAV
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To: 2Trievers
I heard the Autobahn was FAST, but this is ridiculous.
100 posted on 10/05/2001 6:20:22 AM PDT by Cvengr
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