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World's first drive-through brothel opens in Germany
Ananova ^
| Oct 05, 2001
Posted on 10/05/2001 3:03:27 AM PDT by 2Trievers
The world's first drive-in brothel is opening in Germany.
Clients drive into eight converted garages then press a buzzer to get a girl.
The drive-through bordello in Cologne is designed to protect vice girls who normally work on the street. Its known locally as the 'Sex Garages.'
City officials believe the officially titled Verrichtungsboxen, or Relief Boxes will be safer for both clients and prostitutes. It has cost local taxpayers £300,000 to build.
Each working girl has a button in case of trouble with a client and the area is patrolled by police. The sex garage is also equipped with a shower.
Officials hope it will reduce street crime and robberies on prostitutes and clients. Streetwalking has been banned in Cologne since 1998.
The idea for the Sex Garage is the idea of a Catholic women's charity. They are situated on an old sports field and are 500 yards away from the nearest house.
A spokesman for the city told Ananova: "We believe it is a way to reduce attacks on girls and to prevent their customers from being ripped off."
Surveys claim one million men a day visit a prostitute in Germany and the figure is on the increase.
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To: Physicist
Do they sing, "Hold the pickle, hold the lettuce....."
To: OWK
A lot of drive-thrus offer free refills ... discounts to seniors ...
What do ya' suppose their "Weekly Specials" board would offer? Boggles the mind!
To: 2Trievers
From Lethal Weapon 2:
"They always f**k you at the drive thru!"
To: Movemout
Try that here and watch what happens. No problem getting it thru Congress I bet.....
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posted on
10/05/2001 5:32:15 AM PDT
by
hobbes1
To: 2Trievers
Is there a Drug Store, next door, to sell...ah....err....those fancy balloons?
To: 2Trievers
Eddie Murphy and Dave Stewart already beta tested this service. Bad news to report: The best looking women on staff are actually men.
To: b4its2late
SPECIAL sauce????
67
posted on
10/05/2001 5:33:21 AM PDT
by
Neets
To: tonycavanagh
ping
To: 2Trievers
Yes I would like a girl with 2 Whoppers to go please.
To: 2Trievers
Would you like any fries or apple pie with that?.....No thanks, just the happy (hooker) meal.
To: 2Trievers
ROFL! BP's are everywhere!
71
posted on
10/05/2001 5:42:11 AM PDT
by
Cagey
To: 2Trievers
In other news, Clinton books trip to Germany, with his El Camino in tow.
Though knowing Sideshow Bill he'd have an Intern special with a bathroom sink on the side. ;)
Regards, Ivan
FreeBritannia.co.uk
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posted on
10/05/2001 5:45:07 AM PDT
by
MadIvan
To: RedhairRedhair
Will you be applying for the job of the baggy pants clown for our Birthday/Party room? We have an opening ... and your hair color seems to be perfect for that "look" we need. BTW, experience is a must. Please forward your resume.
To: ArneFufkin
Surveys claim one million men a day visit a prostitute in Germany and the figure is on the increase. That's one busy prostitute. Let's see, 24 hours divided by 1 million men ... by my inaccurate and unreliable mental math, each man takes about 1/3 of a second for conjungal "completion" ... yeah, from my personal experience, that's about right. Throw in a couple of sexual marathoners taking as much 4 or 5 seconds for their satisfaction, and she might fall a little short of her one million "Johann" a day quota. This scenario is a fine testament to the efficiency and productivity of the German people.
The figure is on the rise? Is Charlie Sheen planning a trip to "Oktoberfest"?
To: Hugh Akston
I could see it being a drive in/drive out, but a drive through? It's all aimin and timing, mine freunde, all aiming and timing. The krauts aren't reknowned for their precision for nothing.
...as a matter of fact they have to pay for it.
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posted on
10/05/2001 5:49:10 AM PDT
by
Wm Bach
To: randystone
As I am married to nice German lass I kept away from this thread.
Cheers Tony
To: 2Trievers
What happens if the customer accidentally runs out of gas? Can he come another time?
To: decarlo
Check out the QuickieLube!
78
posted on
10/05/2001 5:49:52 AM PDT
by
Wm Bach
To: Boru
One furburger to go... It comes with curly fries. "Hold the special sauce, please."
79
posted on
10/05/2001 5:53:34 AM PDT
by
Wm Bach
To: hobbes1
They don't need any new facilities. They already have offices and buzzers. They just don't want us to have the same.
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posted on
10/05/2001 5:55:26 AM PDT
by
Movemout
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