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EXCLUSIVE: Photo Of Hillary After Running Through Airport Security
Humor | 10-16-01 | self

Posted on 10/16/2001 2:16:23 PM PDT by paul in cape

We finally have photographic evidence of Sen. Hillary Clinton at Westchester Airport after her car nearly ran over an airport security guard. Driver seemed confused, but witnesses there said they heard a screeching voice from the back seat yelling, "RUN HIM OVER, DAMMIT. DON"T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I"VE GOT A FUNDRAISER TO GET TO!"

Later, as the photo shows, Senator Clinton was forced to produce her passport which, strangely, had multiple Switzerland stamps on it from between December 11, 2000 and January 21, 2001.

Senator Clinton offered no explanation.


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1 posted on 10/16/2001 2:16:23 PM PDT by paul in cape
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To: paul in cape
This photo just in taken at the airport gate.


2 posted on 10/16/2001 2:18:45 PM PDT by paul in cape
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To: paul in cape
That is simply too attractive to be Hillary!
3 posted on 10/16/2001 2:20:00 PM PDT by Dagny Taggart
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To: paul in cape
OK, but why is she crawling around on that lady's shoulders?
4 posted on 10/16/2001 2:22:14 PM PDT by Sloth
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To: paul in cape
I wish they had "frisked" her."
5 posted on 10/16/2001 2:26:32 PM PDT by bond7
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To: paul in cape
Hillary: it's the only way to fly . . .


7 posted on 10/16/2001 2:31:55 PM PDT by theophilusscribe
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To: bond7
I wish they had "frisked" her.
They didn't have the budget to give the security guards hazardous duty pay.
8 posted on 10/16/2001 2:32:07 PM PDT by Gordian Blade
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To: Gordian Blade
They didn't have the budget to give the security guards hazardous duty pay.

Not only that, but think of the delays for people waiting. The security guys would have to search every last hiding spot among all that cellulite...

9 posted on 10/16/2001 2:33:51 PM PDT by dirtboy
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To: paul in cape
Your picture is AFTER hilliary was made-up...here is the BEFORE picture:


10 posted on 10/16/2001 2:35:57 PM PDT by E=MC<sup>2</sup>
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To: paul in cape
Hillary: "Get the lead out driver!!! I need to get to California before Ellen finds someone new!"
11 posted on 10/16/2001 2:35:58 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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12 posted on 10/16/2001 2:36:48 PM PDT by Chebornik
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To: paul in cape
Just say it three time BeetleJuice!
13 posted on 10/16/2001 2:38:53 PM PDT by cva66snipe
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To: theophilusscribe
That reminds me - does anybody have that cartoon of Hillary surrounded by flying monkeys with Carville's and others' faces, saying "Fly, my pretties..." or somesuch?
14 posted on 10/16/2001 2:39:48 PM PDT by Jefferson Adams
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To: Jefferson Adams
No! Really? That sounds so funny! I would love to see that if you find it! :o)
15 posted on 10/16/2001 2:43:21 PM PDT by theophilusscribe
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To: theophilusscribe
And here she is when she was making her flight plans


16 posted on 10/16/2001 2:50:23 PM PDT by MHGinTN
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To: theophilusscribe
Say isn't that flying monkey Sid Blumenthal?
17 posted on 10/16/2001 2:52:22 PM PDT by TheGoodDoc
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To: MHGinTN
:o(

I can't see it MHTinTN. My browser stinks! Thanks for trying!

18 posted on 10/16/2001 2:58:47 PM PDT by theophilusscribe
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To: TheGoodDoc
Say isn't that flying monkey Sid Blumenthal?

Why, I think you have something there! Good eyesight, GoodDoctor! LOL!

19 posted on 10/16/2001 3:00:35 PM PDT by theophilusscribe
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20 posted on 10/16/2001 3:02:33 PM PDT by Roebucks
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To: paul in cape
She stole dubya's dog "Spot!"
21 posted on 10/16/2001 3:13:47 PM PDT by Endeavor
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To: theophilusscribe
try loading via drag and paste the following

http://www.geocitries.com/MHGinTN/Oztwist.jpg

22 posted on 10/16/2001 3:21:44 PM PDT by MHGinTN
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To: theophilusscribe
CORRECTION TO ADDY LINK: try loading via drag and paste the following

http://www.geocities.com/MHGinTN/Oztwist.jpg

23 posted on 10/16/2001 3:22:31 PM PDT by MHGinTN
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To: Sloth
Oh come on....you know why! LOL
24 posted on 10/16/2001 5:00:45 PM PDT by ruoflaw
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To: paul in cape
Hitlery takes off from the airport

25 posted on 10/17/2001 1:56:00 AM PDT by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
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To: MHGinTN
Hre's another:


26 posted on 10/17/2001 2:22:12 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult
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To: MHGinTN
Here's another:


27 posted on 10/17/2001 2:22:22 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult
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To: Roebucks
[cr]Happy Hillaween!
28 posted on 10/17/2001 2:35:27 AM PDT by Yehuda
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To: TheGoodDoc; theophilusscribe
Actually, it's one of her other minions. His cue-ballness himself: James Carvile.
29 posted on 10/17/2001 2:45:16 AM PDT by uglybiker
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To: Sloth
OK, but why is she crawling around on that lady's shoulders?

My dogs are VERY insulted!

30 posted on 10/17/2001 2:48:38 AM PDT by Flyer
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub
To post 25. I bet this flying over Afgan with 'US aid drop' stapmed on it's sides would stop the war in a heartbeat.
31 posted on 10/18/2001 11:57:00 AM PDT by duckman
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To: matamoros
I thought is was "the blair bitch project"
32 posted on 10/18/2001 11:59:19 AM PDT by artios
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub
How do I get the flying pig as a screensaver? This has been a great diversion, thanks all of you for the chuckles!!!
33 posted on 10/18/2001 12:04:11 PM PDT by pjb819
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"How do I get the flying pig as a screensaver?"

On Internet Explorer you can right click on any pic and pick save as background,
however on an animation, it will only save it as a "still" and not animated.
34 posted on 10/18/2001 1:00:21 PM PDT by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
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To: duckman
"To post 25. I bet this flying over Afgan with 'US aid drop' stapmed on it's sides would stop the war in a heartbeat."

LOL I'm sure it would.
35 posted on 10/18/2001 1:02:06 PM PDT by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
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