Darth Sidious Proposes Marriage To His Girlfriend Lisa!

theforce.net ^ | 11/20/01 | Darth Sidious

[Jefferson Adams]

The silly monkey posted his proposal on web for the world to see. He deserves everything I give him and then some. This internet Star Wars proposal is an embarassment to the institution of marriage. He should be ashamed of himself and I don't have to know him to know that.

Uh huh. And that must be why several people, mostly women I think, have commented upon it being so romantic.

[Dog]

You are one cold dude..

[THEUPMAN]

Is it my imagination? It appears that the only people that have not posted on this thread are Darth and Lisa. Does Darth know about this? Lisa?

[2Trievers]

Chris,

IB means well, he really does. He just isn't himself lately. I think it is the potion he has been drinking lately ... something, something # 9.

[Admin Moderator]

knock off the flame baiting or face suspension or banning.

not going to warn you twice.

[PeaceBeWithYou]

It must be some genetic memory kicking in, cause I understood the French you posted...Alta Vista's Translate It didn't, however(does it ever?) it did give me one of the most hillarious translations I have yet seen.

To wit:

Much love. Much happiness. Can your lives together is filled with laughing and assembling it together mountains.

[AmishDude]

You fell for the trap, now he's going to make fun of you for being a geek!

[ouroboros]

knock off the flame baiting or face suspension or banning.

I don't think that's what I am doing but I am done with this thread anyway. Do what you will.

[2Trievers]

PBWY

That is the funniest thing I have ever read ... but I am so glad you understood what I was saying.

Maybe it's not Alta Vita's fault but my poor French. It's all IB's fault, anyway. The man has too much power ... in all the right/wrong places.

[lowbridge]

Is it my imagination? It appears that the only people that have not posted on this thread are Darth and Lisa. Does Darth know about this? Lisa?

The happy couple are celebrating. They'lll be around

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/fr/575065/posts

[Nita Nupress]

Just a little tip, okay? And this tip is uniquely for you, just because I c-a-r-e about the poor, poor woman who ends up being married to some ignorant slob like you.

When and if you ever want to get married, make sure your future wife has absolutely NO trace of romanticism in her. Not a trace. If she does, she'll be making your life a living hell within three years because she'll be wondering "What in the WORLD was I thinking??!!!!

Honestly, if you pick out some woman who has even a shred of romanticism in her, before you know it she'll be wanting you to do stupid things like open the door for her; buy her roses for her birthday; or maybe even send the kids to Grandma's and spend the entire weekend in a hot tub sucking each other's toes or something gross like that and may God bless her and keep her sane the first time she does something romantic for you and you act like she's some kind of weirdo or something .

Pay attention to stuff like that BEFORE you get married. That way you'll never have to blow your money on anniversary cards or other stupid stuff and let's all hope and pray that all potential female victims out there will run like hell when she sees you coming.

[lowbridge]

Are you next!

someday, some day :-)

Update: Lisa Accepts!

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/fr/575065/posts

[proud American in Canada]

I know some French, have studied it for years, and I live in Quebec. You wished that their love gives them joy and helps them climb mountains.
And I hope the same, to wit:
Que Dieu Benisse votre amour, et que vous jouissez de toute la splendeur et des nombreuses joies du mariage.
Que la Force soit avec vous.

[2Trievers]

Oh you, who has fallen and swooned before, are you the best judge of this union?

Martha suggests you send them your best wishes and find yourself a nice basted turkey this weekend.

[HamiltonJay]

Stop. Don't do it. Women are not compatable with men. Marriage is like waking up with your boss next to you every morning.

Hahahahaha... that's one way to look at it, but at least in marriage you get to screw your boss, at least for a while.. in real life the boss just screws you.