Bill Clinton Plays Hooky on Golf Course

foxnews.com ^ | 2001-12-06 | Roger Friedman

[Lorenb420]

Former President Bill Clinton took advantage of our unusually warm weather on Tuesday. Instead of putting in office time, he chose the outdoors. Clinton played golf at Mount Kisco Country Club in a foursome, including one woman. The woman in question? Sale Johnson, soon-to-be former wife of Robert Wood Johnson, the chairman of Johnson & Johnson, and owner of the New York Jets.

[Lorenb420]

Just saw this on foxnews.com, is this Sale Johnson another girlfriend? ( or I guess in Bill's case, rape vicitim ) Or am I just reading too much into this :)

[evad]

The Clintooon has no respect...NOOKEY on a golf course.

Sacrilege!!!!!!

[MoralSense]

If she's really a 6 handicap, she's hardly a "duffer." Obviously a non-golfer wrote this story.

[TADSLOS]

Bill's always swinging for that "hole in one".

[Howlin]

Notice how Clinton had to go with a member; the country club would NOT let him join.

[isthisnickcool]

Where do you summer?

[Robert Lomax]

Didn't have any cigars so he used his putter in the rough.

[Doctor Raoul]

Any black people in that foursome?. Another case of Indian Creek for Bill "Some of my best friends are black but I don't golf with them" Clinton?

[Colt .45]

Sale could've been having Bill's cigar for a puff or two.

[A Citizen Reporter]

"Just saw this on foxnews.com, is this Sale Johnson another girlfriend?"

Dunno, but she is a liar:

"He's a very good golfer. All his tee shots went right down the middle. He wants to be a serious student of the game. He's certainly got the coordination."

Ever see his golf swing? or count his mulligans?

[Mary-Bayou]

Brackkk! Heave!! Blowin' chunks!!! Do not care about his golf game. Do not care about his hideous wife or his mannequin daughter. Do not care about his drugged-out brother. But, Loren, thanks for this post. Reminds me of how much I hate the guy...

[Lorenb420]

Notice how Clinton had to go with a member; the country club would NOT let him join.

LOL! I didn't think about that.

[Lorenb420]

Where do you summer?

I've been in Toronto the last few years, I haven't gone anywhere.

[Lorenb420]

Any black people in that foursome?

Maybe not, but I'm sure Bill got more than a few to serve him while at the club.

[Apolitical]

Too bad Clinton doesn't go to Toronto for the summer and stay there--for several years!

[Slyfox]

All his tee shots went right down the middle.

That's not what Paula said.

[ZOOKER]

Don't play golf and don't care.

Don't want to hear about bubba's latest humidor, either --- I've heard more than enough of that over the years.

What I do want to comment on is that Bill didn't seem to spend
one minute more in Arkansas than was absolutely necessary.

He must have left right after the photographers!

[Slyfox]

Man, this whole article reads like a FreeRepublic "Caption This".
Anyone got any pictures to spare?

[X-USAF]

How exactly does one play "Hooky" when one doesn't even have a job?

[isthisnickcool]

I've been in Toronto the last few years, I haven't gone anywhere.

I remember a movie Steve Martin did, I think it was called "LA Story" or something like that. At one point he wants to take his girlfriend to a fancy restaurant and the guy that runs the place asks him is "Where do you summer?". He is not rich so he does not understand what they mean. Then they look at his credit report and tell him he can only afford the chicken. The person doing all this is the guy that played the captain on Star Trek. The bald guy.

"Where do you summer?" A question only the wealthy ask....