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1st there was Cheese-eating-sister-biting Mooses, next "AYBABTU" have we moved to the next level?
The Internet and Sweden????????? | Definitely not Tuesday (I could never get the hang of Tuesdays!) | Mad Dawgg

Posted on 12/11/2001 11:21:07 PM PST by Mad Dawgg

To all of you more culturally-aware Freepers, I believe I have inadvertantly stumbled onto a New Phenomenon in the world of Art, nay I assert I have stumbled into a whole new level of Consciousness!

I have lurked a Number of years on Free Republic and have witnessed the Internet "Come of Age" as concerned with the distribution of Information. But now I believe "Free Republic" has kicked open the doors unto A New World of Mind-expanding experiences. I believe "Cheese and Mooses" are just the tip of this new Phenom and "AYBABTU" is the first real Plateau of this New World. (Both can lead you to a whole new world of communication and the-sharing of mind-altering experiences... I give this example to the less savy of you "A moose bit my sister!" Note the mind-imagines such a statement invokes!)

Ok so now I have you all salavating over what has to be the biggest news since the completion of "Michelangelo Buonarroti's" masterwork "The Paintings on the Ceiling of the Sistine Chapel!"

Please Click the Following links and I would suggest doing so only after a period of intense mental preparation!

As I posted on another thread, Hatt-Baby. made me appreciate what one of more "free-minded" friends was trying to convey to me about "Acid-Trips" and "Mental-Preparation!"

He said, "Mad Dawgg, you gotta ease into it and get your mind right!"

Luckily my mind was "right" before I experienced Hatt-Baby. as I had consumed the proper number of shots of Jack Daniels! (Proper number being "any number which exceeds 6!")

So, now here they are... the links to the new world... Click at your "Own Peril!"

Hatt-Baby and Son of Hatten-ar-din?

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I hope you all can appreciate the cultural significance of these Master-Works! I predict that because of Hatt-Baby and Son of Hatten-ar-din? we will see a New Global-Consciousness emerge or Better yet another chance to post endless variations of cheese-eating-sister-biting-AYBABTU-posting-Hatt-Baby-Hatten-ar-din-singing-silliness on this here thread! I leave it all to you the culturally-aware-Freepers to decide!
1 posted on 12/11/2001 11:21:07 PM PST by Mad Dawgg
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To: Mad Dawgg
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU'RE KILLING ME!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

2 posted on 12/11/2001 11:29:54 PM PST by Tony in Hawaii
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To: Mad Dawgg
Not to burst your bubble, but I think "Hatt-Baby" has been around -- via FR links and elsewhere -- for at least eight months now.
3 posted on 12/11/2001 11:29:59 PM PST by martin_fierro
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To: Mad Dawgg
All your hatts are belong to cheese.
4 posted on 12/11/2001 11:33:03 PM PST by Nick Danger
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To: SarahW; Tony in Hawaii; realpatriot71; Sandshark; Johnny Shear; billbears; TomB; 6ppc...
Ping to the Culturally-Aware! Enjoy!
5 posted on 12/11/2001 11:35:03 PM PST by Mad Dawgg
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To: Mad Dawgg
AHhhrghh - what's up with the freeky old howling man and the toob hat of death???? I kept looking for cheese...

P.S. You forgot the Tourist of Death Guy phenomenon.

6 posted on 12/11/2001 11:39:36 PM PST by dandelion
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To: martin_fierro
"Not to burst your bubble, but I think "Hatt-Baby" has been around -- via FR links and elsewhere -- for at least eight months now.'

Ahh but, have you been able to "Experience" both "Hatt-Baby" and "Son of Hatten-ar-din?" both in one thread?

So I say to you begone you pathetic English "k-nig-ht" (or stick around and post some nonsense with all the rest of us loonies)

7 posted on 12/11/2001 11:41:25 PM PST by Mad Dawgg
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To: Mad Dawgg
Ted Nugent sent George Carlin an e-mail about this MONTHS ago!
8 posted on 12/11/2001 11:42:31 PM PST by RonDog
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To: RonDog
Ted Nugent sent George Carlin an e-mail about this MONTHS ago!

Damn... I am always one step behind those guys!!!!

9 posted on 12/11/2001 11:43:56 PM PST by Mad Dawgg
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To: Mad Dawgg
I'm sorry, man. Everything looks like that to me.
10 posted on 12/11/2001 11:43:59 PM PST by PoorMuttly
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To: Mad Dawgg
Now I'm severly traumatized... you didn't tell us there would be singing MaggieHeads, rampaging bunnies over burning London, or nekkid deer-headed fat chicks. I need therapy.

I need to see that howling old toob-hatted dude again. Click...

11 posted on 12/11/2001 11:44:14 PM PST by dandelion
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To: Mad Dawgg
Now I'm severly traumatized... you didn't tell us there would be singing MaggieHeads, rampaging bunnies over burning London, or nekkid deer-headed fat chicks. I need therapy.

I need to see that howling old toob-hatted dude again. Click...

12 posted on 12/11/2001 11:44:15 PM PST by dandelion
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To: PoorMuttly
"I'm sorry, man. Everything looks like that to me."

Hmmm, either you are indeed truly "blessed" or you go around in a constant state of "mental Preparation" (which would cause me to further assert that your "running tab' at the local liquor store would bankrupt the average multi-national corporation!)

13 posted on 12/11/2001 11:48:31 PM PST by Mad Dawgg
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To: Mad Dawgg
Be Prepared.
14 posted on 12/11/2001 11:52:29 PM PST by PoorMuttly
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To: Mad Dawgg
From this moment forth, my life has changed. I oficially begin the "Post-Hatt Baby" Era of my life. Thank you for sharing this moment with me...

...Why do I suddenly have the urge to wear a silly hat and launch about 100 mackrel from my Co2 powered potato gun at the British people down the block?

You can be damned sure that the links to THOSE videos are being sent to everyone I know!

15 posted on 12/11/2001 11:53:22 PM PST by Captainpaintball
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To: dandelion
Oh man how could I gorget Tourist-guy!!!

hmmmm, I must go do some more "mental-prparation" and reflect on "Tourist-guy" and how he/it fits into this New phenomenon!

Thank you for pointing out this glaring omission!

16 posted on 12/11/2001 11:54:48 PM PST by Mad Dawgg
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To: Captainpaintball
From this moment forth, my life has changed. I oficially begin the "Post-Hatt Baby" Era of my life. Thank you for sharing this moment with me...

Welcome to the "New World" Cap! Tell your friends to come on in... the Water is fine!

17 posted on 12/11/2001 11:57:00 PM PST by Mad Dawgg
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To: martin_fierro
Hatt-Baby is indeed a foundational part of the Cheese-Moose Continuum.

We are glad you are enjoying your heritage.

Now tell me honestly....would you really eat that Hero sandwich that commercial was made to advertise? Even if it had yummy-looking cheese in it?...There is not enough alcohol in the world....

18 posted on 12/12/2001 12:00:28 AM PST by PoorMuttly
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To: All
Sadly I must now retire from this thread and seek sleep... maybe if I am lucky I will enter a dream-like state in which I will enter unto the World of Hatt-Baby.

Of course it is more likely I will just pass out in a drunken stupor!

Good-nite all!

19 posted on 12/12/2001 12:00:33 AM PST by Mad Dawgg
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To: dandelion
Now I'm severly traumatized... you didn't tell us there would be singing MaggieHeads, rampaging bunnies over burning London, or nekkid deer-headed fat chicks. I need therapy.

That was pretty twisted. I want some of what he's been drinking.

20 posted on 12/12/2001 12:03:18 AM PST by mlo
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To: Captainpaintball
The water IS fine!...

...well...it's a little warm and yellow over where Mad Dawgg is standing...

...but other than that...

21 posted on 12/12/2001 12:03:27 AM PST by PoorMuttly
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To: PoorMuttly
"Hatt-Baby is indeed a foundational part of the Cheese-Moose Continuum."

I knew there were individuals out there who would take this leap and "see" this new phenomenon for what it is!

I am honored to be in the presence of someone who posts such monumental words as noted above!

(Now I must really retire because my bottle of "mental-preparation" is now empty and I must yet ascend the stairs before my motor skills totally deteriorate into drunken-according-like movements!)

22 posted on 12/12/2001 12:06:45 AM PST by Mad Dawgg
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To: PoorMuttly
Actually, it's perpendicular to the moose-cheese continuum. They form plane in 4-space. OH, and MSNBC has a story about Ted Nugent being bitten by a moose!
23 posted on 12/12/2001 12:10:40 AM PST by Constantine XIII
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To: Mad Dawgg
Well, in return for introducing me to such a mind-blowing experience, I now present you with

THE TRANSLATED LYRICS TO

"HATT-BABY"!!!

Lalalalalala...Åååååhhhhh åhåhåhåhåhå

Vinna kinky roligt - Win kinky, fun!
Vinna kinky rooooooligt - Win kinky, fuuuuun!

Hatten är din, hatten är din - The hat is yours, the hat is yours!
Hatt-baby, hatt-baby - Hat baby, hat baby!
Den hatten lever så roligt - The hat leads such a fun life
Den hatten lever så rooooooligt - The hat leads such a fuuuuun life!

Hatten ar din, hatten ar din, - The hat is yours, the hat is yours!
Hatt-baby, hatt-baby - Hat baby, hat baby!

Det här är förjävligt - This really sucks!
Det tycker vi blir bögigt - We think it's getting gayish

Det alltid var roligt - It always was fun
Hatten är din, hatten är din, - The hat is yours, the hat is yours
Hatten är din, hatt-baby - The hat is yours, hat baby!

La la la la la la la la la-åaaaaaaah-åhåhåhåhå

Cool kille med läsk i hand - Cool guy with soda in hand
Ja, tycker vi - nånting sött - Yes, we think, something sweet

Cool kille med läsk i hand - Cool guy with soda in hand
Ja, det tycker vi nånting söttt - Yes, we think, something sweeeeet!

Välte hatten i Berts cola-au-lait - Tipped the hat into Bert's cola-au-lait
Men sen visste nog du, att baby - But then you must have known, that baby
Men sen visste nog du, hatt baby - But then you must have known, hat baby

lalalalalalala....

Låna LP:n "Hatten är din" - Borrow the LP, "The hat is yours"
Man kan klä ut sej och hångla i TV - One can disguise oneself and make out on TV

Låna LP:n "Hatten är din" - Borrow the LP, "The hat is yours"
Man kan knarka och hamna i TV - One can do drugs and end up on TV

Hatten ar visste det din, din! - The hat is certainly yours, yours!
Alla vet varför och allt blir perfekt - Everybody knows why and everything becomes perfect

Limma skinkbit, cooligt - Glue piece of ham, coolish
Limma skinkbit, cooligt, cooligt - Glue piece of ham, coolish, coolish

Vi har det förjävligt - We are having a really bad time
Det tycker vi bögigt - We think it gayish

Det tycker vi blir roligt - We think it becomes fun
Det alltid var roligt - Fun it always was!

Many thanx to that wonderful website from which I lifted it, "Someone's anonymous index page"...

Ain't life grand?

24 posted on 12/12/2001 12:11:04 AM PST by dandelion
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To: PoorMuttly
Psssst!

...he's asleep.

...let's get Jim to delete this thread and we'll all deny it...so he'll think he dreamed it.

...When he finds Hatt-Baby again...we'll say we never saw it before, and he should seek professional help if he thinks it's funny.

Private Reply me back. I'm waiting. I'll just have another drinkie while I wait. Stuff has no effect on me since they made me watch Hatt-Baby for 973 hours at "The Institute."

25 posted on 12/12/2001 12:13:38 AM PST by PoorMuttly
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To: Mad Dawgg

26 posted on 12/12/2001 12:20:53 AM PST by KneelBeforeZod
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To: KneelBeforeZod
Thank you, ZOD!!!
27 posted on 12/12/2001 12:21:37 AM PST by dandelion
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To: Mad Dawgg
Truth or Dare, Mad Dawgg! You had more than 6 little drinkies, right??? LOL
28 posted on 12/12/2001 12:27:10 AM PST by brat
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To: brat
Shhhhhhhh. He's asleep.

...It's better this way. Hatt-Baby can do some terrible things when combined with alcohol.

29 posted on 12/12/2001 12:30:10 AM PST by PoorMuttly
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To: KneelBeforeZod

There is an ICY HOT STUNNAZ version too.... Bling Ladens fortress. (FYI, bad language...)

30 posted on 12/12/2001 12:30:23 AM PST by KneelBeforeZod
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To: Mad Dawgg
Hehehe I think there's a secret Al Quaeda sleeper cell message in that Hatten flash. :-)
31 posted on 12/12/2001 12:31:26 AM PST by LiberalBassTurds
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To: Mad Dawgg
Luckily my mind was "right" before I experienced Hatt-Baby. as I had consumed the proper number of shots of Jack Daniels! (Proper number being "any number which exceeds 6!")

I would also recommend, as well as the shots, for those so inclined, at least three bong hits . . .

32 posted on 12/12/2001 5:52:28 AM PST by realpatriot71
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To: Mad Dawgg
So I say to you begone you pathetic English "k-nig-ht"

And unto you do I say "FIE!" and "NIH!!"

33 posted on 12/12/2001 6:37:28 AM PST by martin_fierro
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To: SarahW; Sandshark
First I would like to acknowledge Sandshark for intorducing me to this New World! (he showed me to Nirvanna with the Hatt-Baby link!)

Next I would like to thank SarahW for she was the one who introduced me to "Ja Da" AKA "Son of Hatten-ar-din" and was the true discoverer of the Cosmic link between the two!

34 posted on 12/12/2001 8:36:42 AM PST by Mad Dawgg
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To: brat
"Truth or Dare, Mad Dawgg! You had more than 6 little drinkies, right??? LOL"

Well as I remember it, it was six (or maybe 12) I am not absolutely sure but, 6 is the number I am sticking with!

My head tells me different but, what the hell does it know!

35 posted on 12/12/2001 10:47:47 AM PST by Mad Dawgg
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To: mlo
"That was pretty twisted. I want some of what he's been drinking."

Now see this is what I am talking about! mlo has immediately grasped the cultural-significance of these monumental works!

As far as "liquid-mental-preparation" goes I would suggest either the above mentioned Jack Daniels and the proper number of doses, or as a substitute (if for instance Kentucky sour-mash is not to your taste) I would suggest a "Midwest Screwdriver!" (for those of you who are unsure of the recipe for a "Midwest Screwdriver" I can post it!)

36 posted on 12/12/2001 10:59:03 AM PST by Mad Dawgg
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To: Mad Dawgg
Break out the iodine for this moose bite:

Yatta!

37 posted on 12/12/2001 12:55:47 PM PST by SarahW
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To: Mad Dawgg
WTF?
38 posted on 12/12/2001 12:59:33 PM PST by maxwell
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To: Mad Dawgg
MAKE YOUR CHRISTMAS

ALL YOUR GIFTS ARE BELONG TO US.

39 posted on 12/12/2001 1:01:28 PM PST by AppyPappy
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To: Mad Dawgg
Hatt Baby has been around a long time. I think the latest would be either tourist guy or putting Bert the Muppet into everything.
40 posted on 12/12/2001 1:04:28 PM PST by lawgirl
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To: lawgirl
Nah. See #37. No one can get enough of those guys.
41 posted on 12/12/2001 1:24:25 PM PST by SarahW
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To: maxwell
"WTF?"

How profound! A wise man once said,"The wise are not considered so for knowing the answers, but instead they are considered such for knowing the proper question to ask."

I offer the above quote in italics as further proof that Free Republic is indeed a unique and wonderful place, where the wise gather and ask such profound and awe inspiring questions!

All Hail "maxwell" one of the truly wise of Free Republic! He definitely understands the "Cosmic Implications" of this thread!

42 posted on 12/12/2001 1:54:47 PM PST by Mad Dawgg
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To: Mad Dawgg; lawgirl
Another cosmic challenge!



43 posted on 12/12/2001 2:32:15 PM PST by SarahW
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To: Mad Dawgg


44 posted on 12/12/2001 2:38:05 PM PST by lowbridge
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To: Mad Dawgg
I believe the future is anvil firing.
45 posted on 12/12/2001 2:53:04 PM PST by tacticalogic
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To: Texaggie79
ping!
46 posted on 12/12/2001 2:58:11 PM PST by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: Mad Dawgg
Sorry, some lamers tried to get Hatt Baby started during the AYBABTU fad, and it sucked just as much then. LEAVE HATT BABY ALONE, IT SUCKS!!!!!
47 posted on 12/12/2001 3:14:35 PM PST by Texaggie79
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To: lawgirl; KneelBeforeZod; dandelion; Constantine XIII; SarahW; AppyPappy; tacticalogic; lowbridge...
"Hatt Baby has been around a long time. I think the latest would be either tourist guy or putting Bert the Muppet into everything."

Ahh see this is the problem when such a mere mortal as I tries to convey the significance of the cultural phenomenon in my humble yet lacking prose.

Let me clarify what I believe is happening here:

Yes "Hatt-baby" has been around as well as "AYBABTU" and "Touristguy" (not to mention "cheese-eating-sister-biting" mooses) BUT what I am trying to convey is these works are but part of the greater "whole"... and as such must be experienced as a single unifying work! (After the proper "mental preparation" of course!)

My purpose in starting this thread was to open the door to this new world and gather together "all" of these Masterworks so we could finally establish and codify one Unifying-Cultural-Theory!

And now with the additions of the Bin-Laden Bunkers, by KneelBeforeZod, the Translation of Hatt-Baby by dandelion, the "technical analysis" on the Moose-Cheese Continuum by Constantine XIII, yet another Masterwork titled "Yatta" gratefully provided by SarahW, yet another Variation of AYBABTU by AppyPappy, "Anvil Firing" via tacticalogic, More Touristguy pics from, lowbridge, and of course the truly gifted contribution maxwell and his "ultimate question"...

So please take the time to expand your mind and open up to these truly Cosmic works of art!

48 posted on 12/12/2001 4:06:08 PM PST by Mad Dawgg
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To: SarahW
What can I say Sarah? You have again linked us all to a truly mind-expanding experience.

I cannot find the words to convey what I am feeling after having viewed such as momentous work... I will instead quote someone who I believe has codified the whole "Yatta" experience, Mr. Quick puts it best with these immortal words that describe the link to "Yatta" on his link of the day webpage: -"You drop an atomic bomb on a country and who knows what the after-effects will be."

49 posted on 12/12/2001 4:15:11 PM PST by Mad Dawgg
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To: Mad Dawgg
There is a much better clip available of the foliage underpants guys at stileproject.com/yatta.html

BIG Ol' WARNING - There is porn there, that's why I put no clickable link. If you can block that sort of thing out its worth the trip.

50 posted on 12/12/2001 5:19:40 PM PST by SarahW
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