Posted on 12/11/2001 11:21:07 PM PST by Mad Dawgg
How profound! A wise man once said,"The wise are not considered so for knowing the answers, but instead they are considered such for knowing the proper question to ask."
I offer the above quote in italics as further proof that Free Republic is indeed a unique and wonderful place, where the wise gather and ask such profound and awe inspiring questions!
All Hail "maxwell" one of the truly wise of Free Republic! He definitely understands the "Cosmic Implications" of this thread!
Ahh see this is the problem when such a mere mortal as I tries to convey the significance of the cultural phenomenon in my humble yet lacking prose.
Let me clarify what I believe is happening here:
Yes "Hatt-baby" has been around as well as "AYBABTU" and "Touristguy" (not to mention "cheese-eating-sister-biting" mooses) BUT what I am trying to convey is these works are but part of the greater "whole"... and as such must be experienced as a single unifying work! (After the proper "mental preparation" of course!)
My purpose in starting this thread was to open the door to this new world and gather together "all" of these Masterworks so we could finally establish and codify one Unifying-Cultural-Theory!
And now with the additions of the Bin-Laden Bunkers, by KneelBeforeZod, the Translation of Hatt-Baby by dandelion, the "technical analysis" on the Moose-Cheese Continuum by Constantine XIII, yet another Masterwork titled "Yatta" gratefully provided by SarahW, yet another Variation of AYBABTU by AppyPappy, "Anvil Firing" via tacticalogic, More Touristguy pics from, lowbridge, and of course the truly gifted contribution maxwell and his "ultimate question"...
So please take the time to expand your mind and open up to these truly Cosmic works of art!
I cannot find the words to convey what I am feeling after having viewed such as momentous work... I will instead quote someone who I believe has codified the whole "Yatta" experience, Mr. Quick puts it best with these immortal words that describe the link to "Yatta" on his link of the day webpage: -"You drop an atomic bomb on a country and who knows what the after-effects will be."
BIG Ol' WARNING - There is porn there, that's why I put no clickable link. If you can block that sort of thing out its worth the trip.
The link I should have posted is http://go.stileproject.com/?v=yatta.wmv
Warning about the porn still stands.
(Ok that was definitely a poor choice of words on my part!)
I believe we are working towards a "Cultural-Critical-Mass" and "Proof that penguins are not nice" takes us one step closer!
I am excited at the prospect of what this thread is working towards! These indeed are exciting times we live in!
Ya know, a "Do not drink coffee or milk while reading this thread" alert! really needs to be mandatory for some of these posts.
This is the second mess I've had to clean up this morning...
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror-make metal note- must do more sit-ups.
Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Sage shampoos with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with Grapefruit Mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for fifteen minutes.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair ( you must make sure that it has all come off).
Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikni area but decide to get it waxed instead.
Scream loudly when your husband flushed the toilet and you lose the water pressure.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet, surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel.
Check entire body for the first sign of a zit, tweeze hairs.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas and then sashay to bedroom to spend an hour and a half getting dressed.
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
Take off clothes, while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the "woo-woo" sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs (not).
Admire the size of your wiener in the mirror and scratch your @ss.
Get in the shower.
Don't bother to look for a washcloth (you don't use one).
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Crack up at how loud your f@rt sounds in the shower.
Majority of time is spent washing your privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs on the soap bar.
Shampoo your hair (do not use conditioner).
Make a shampoo Mohawk.
Peek out of shower curtain to look at yourself in the mirror again.
Pee in the shower.
Rinse off and get out of the shower.
Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole time.
Partially dry off.
Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles. Admire wiener size again.
Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.
Leave bathroom fan and light on.
Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist.
If you pass your wife, pull off the towel, shake wiener at her, and make the "woo-woo" sound again.
And I can juggle too.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.