I'd like to have dinner with Bush, but I'd settle for lunch with Dole.
posted on 12/12/2001 8:34:05 PM PST
I wish I had a transcript for you all, instead of having to rely on my own paraphrase.
It was pretty funny, and Leno had a good laugh.
posted on 12/12/2001 8:36:11 PM PST
Thanks for the heads-up, I will watch tonight.
There's a rumor going around Washington that Osama bin Laden has written a letter to Clinton, asking for a pardon.
I'd guess bin Laden's chances would depend on the size of his check. Clinton won't be deterred by that other little detail.
posted on 12/12/2001 8:54:32 PM PST
BRRRRWAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA hic-hic BRWAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAA
posted on 12/12/2001 9:10:24 PM PST
[LIVE, if that can be said of Dole]
I like the guy. Very witty.
OMG .. get out .. did he really say that ... fofl
posted on 12/12/2001 9:20:48 PM PST
That's almost to close to being true to be funny. I hope Leno laughed and laughed big.
posted on 12/12/2001 9:37:59 PM PST
posted on 12/12/2001 9:40:22 PM PST
BIG Texas BUMP!
just being. . .MnM
The sad thing is, once Hillary gets wind of this, she will write a pardon for him.
Can you say FALN?
The difference between Bob Dole the candidate and Bob Dole the person is incredible. I often wish Dole the person had run in 1996. The guy is hilarious.
posted on 12/13/2001 4:44:02 AM PST
but I'd settle for lunch with Dole.
You couldn't pay me enough to have lunch with that pathetic embarrassment.
posted on 12/13/2001 5:25:10 AM PST
Bob wouda been a GREAT President! He was my joice - but then the FOB had their way and we wuz stuck with that sleaze bucket Clinton. I wonder about it every day.
It'll all be in Willie's upcuming book:
Clintoon's book will be published by Alfred Knopf Publishing.
Knopf is 13th Century German for incredibly stupid buyer of other peoples garbage. Knopf is a very old publishing house best known for such early best-selling classics as
How to Enjoy The Inquisition by Father Torquemada
You Get My Point? by Vlad the Impaler
Guillotine Maintenance and Repair by Citizen Robespierre
Two of their more recent offerings are PeeWee Hermans Movie Guide and Gary Condits Guide to Picking Up Chicks.
All available in a dumpster or landfill near you!
Can anyone tell me if Norm MacDonald and Bob Dole are pals. Norm always had him on SNL. Dole was kind of iffy in the senate but he seems to have a good sense of humor. His wife is a piece of work. Gun grabber!!
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