STERN TO PENN: YOU'RE A SICKO

nypost.com ^ | 1/4/02 | By JOHN MAINELLI

[ZULU]

I paid my dues, thanks. I'll stick with country folk who appreciate that a gun isn't just a weapon for thugs for a tool for cops.

New York is TOOOO complex for my tastes!! Life is meant ot be tranquil and simple with simple joys and pleasures.

[ZULU]

I don't have a problem with UPSTATE NEW YORK. That is a beautiful place and still very much a part of America.

My problem is with the five boroughs and the surrounding sprawl.

[ZULU]

I don't have a problem with UPSTATE NEW YORK. That is a beautiful place and still very much a part of America.

My problem is with the five boroughs and the surrounding sprawl.

[ZULU]

I don't think having important things to do is an excuse for rude behavior. Yeah, you rush around a lot because of your tight schedules. If you all weren't so cramped up in such a small space you might behave differrently.

Yeah, I was there a while ago - some things may have changed.

[ZULU]

Hey Bennie, Like I said to another poster, my issues are with the five boroughs, not upstate New York. They are still Americans up there.

Why on earth would anyone leave New York to go to Kalifornia? At least New Yorkers are reasonably sane - most of the time.

[DCPatriot]

I've heard nothing but rave reviews on Penn's upcoming film where he portrays a mentally-challenged man.

That said, I agree with everything else Stern has to say about him.

[ZULU]

You could probable count Sean Penn's I.Q. on ten fingers.

[Silly]

THE WORLD'S MOST ANNOYING ARGUMENT

PENN: "Poo-poo!"
STERN: "Sicko!"
PENN: "Poo-poo!"
STERN: "Sicko!"
PENN: "Poo-poo!"
STERN: "Sicko!"
PENN: "Poo-poo!"
STERN: "Sicko!"
PENN: "Poo-poo!"
STERN: "Sicko!"

[Repeat until spanked.]

[dfwgator]

Of course that would come after Howard asks Sean about Madonna's lesbian flings.

[NYC GOP Chick]

You must be pretty lonely as a NYC GOP Chick.

Not at all. At least I don't have resort to dating relatives or farm animals. ;-D

[ZULU]

If you are really one the many conservatives in upstate New York you should probably be pulling for the liberation of New York City too.

If it weren't for the rotten apple, you'd probably have a governor who acted like he had more b*lls, and someone besides Chuckie Schumer and Hilary Clinton representing you in the Senate and that collection of socialists who represent you in the House of representatives.

[Silly]

If a hick divorces his wife, is she still his sister?

[FourtySeven]

I think Sean Penn should be TIME's Man of the Year next year!

[ZULU]

WOW!! A typical New York put-down!!

Well, I don't date farm animals or relatives either.

If you look as sharpe as you speak, you must be one attractive woman!!

[FourtySeven]

Somehow my sarcasm tag got deleted there. But this is to make that clear.

[spectr17]

Surf's up

[NYC GOP Chick]

No. She becomes his cousin.

[zeaal]

Penn's actions prove his stupidity. How bright is it to say the things he said when he has a newly released movie. DUH! Don't go to his movie and contact your local movie theaters and tell them you will not attend because stupid people don't deserve to have their movies viewed.