Urban Legend Haiku

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[LN2Campy]

Haiku...Urban Legends -- two intermittently occuring topics on this esteemed forum. Why not combine them??

What's this on mirror?
"WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF AIDS!"
One night stand of DEATH!!

It's strange to awaken
In a bathtub full of ice.
HEY - where's my kidney!?!

"Speed trap" I flash them
As a helpful motorist
Only to get shot!!

OK, folks, knock yourselves out!!

[jim997]

A biscuit doe container explodes in back of car, hitting driver in head, she thinks is shot and is holding brains.

[ganesha]

To kill Anthrax spores
Place mail in the microwave
Don't go to the mall

[Rebelbase]

Hebrews in demand
Native Americans too
Tonto Kawolski

[Lazamataz]

Airliners in sky
Crash into World Trade Center
The Jews did it.

[Slicksadick]

Ollie is scared?
Osamma, not likely
Abu was the threat

[VRWCmember]

Seek the Holy Grail
A Møøse once bit my sister...
Ending disappoints.

[SarahW]

The bride cheats winter.
Tanning sessions closely spaced.
Stange stench, insides cooked!

[NeoCaveman]

There once was a moose;
The creature bit my sister.
I really like cheese

[SarahW]

One more for the road
Car in garage, sleeps it off.
bumper holds surprise

[LN2Campy]

Cue ball head looks cool
No chick resists Mr. Clean
QUICK get me band-aids!!

[CheneyChick]

Chatting on cell phone
Select Unleaded Supreme
Uh oh. Big KABOOM!

[ganesha]

Just go about your
normal life in a heightened
state of alertness

[ValerieUSA]

To be Monica
Is to be a dirty joke
Live with it, bad girl

[SarahW]

Send a get-well card
to the little dying boy
Pass on this message

[SarahW]

Send a get-well card
to the little dying boy
Pass on this message

[boris]

"A biscuit doe container"

Haikus I can't do
But I know a doe from dough;
Spell checker crashed?

--Boris

[jim997]

Security Guard stays warm by sitting in front of Micro Wave tower dish.

[fish hawk]

I am very poor
Don't have money for Enron
Hard to lose nothing.