[Cagey]

Never bring a beer bottle to a Sword Fight.

[Don Myers]

Wow, they have finally found a good way to dispose of the weapon. Just eat it.

[FreedomPoster]

The dock is across the street from an oyster bar - it's a real dive. The owner's name is Gil. He used to play for the Dolphins.

[Bobby777]

outlaw swordfish NOW!!!

[MotleyGirl70]

<a href="http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a3767c25f2f0f.htm>Another Fish Story</a>

[csvset]

The EMT's thought they had a croaker.

[LonePalm]

I can't believe what I'm herring.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LoanPalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Cobra64]

- A Florida fisherman was recovering on Friday after being stabbed with the bill of a swordfish during a fight with another man, a sheriff's spokeswoman said.

By the end of the week-end, airport security guards will be on the look-out for sword fish bills.

[NeoCaveman]

So what's next? 5 Day waiting periods to by swordfishes?

[VRWCmember]

Holy Mackerel! What a crazy story. This thread needs a video clip of Monty Python's Fish-Slapping Dance.

[ruoflaw]

Ashmus/AKA/Mack the Knife

[Michael_S]

The police must have stumbled on a film crew working on Grumpier Old Men.

[Duckdog]

Sounds like a James Bond fight

[US_MilitaryRules]

Here's one getting stabbed!

http://www.fishspotters.com/Bio/_derived/csphotos.htm_txt_Sticking_the_Sword_1.gif

[Hildy]

My husband once threw a frozen fish at a guy in a bar for insulting me, before he threw him over the bar and socked him in the jaw...(he made a snide reference to my being Jewish). My husband is the best!

[Ditter]

Has anyone pointed out to you that this story sounds fishy?