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DOGS RIOT IN LA!
pulaskibush

Posted on 03/21/2002 1:31:26 PM PST by pulaskibush

Dogs in LA have gone on a rampage upon just hearing the verdict of guilty on all five accounts in the famous dog mauling trial.

"They broke into my store and stole or chewed everything", said a storekeeper. "Half of them weren't even housetrained". Police were able to hold off most of the packs until a large group of weiner dogs made there way underneath the barriers and began attacking ankles. "The weiner dogs were the worse", said officer B. Fife. "We had to resort to throwing steaks and making a run for it." Several of the dogs also broke into federal buildings by using visas given to them from INS. After stealing and burying hundreds of documents several of the dogs registered to vote while others collected welfare checks and food stamps.

Lassie Jackson, a dog and dog's rights activist, stated, "This is the fault of the Human Race. We've been oppressed for over 300 years and should be compensated."

Meanwhile, Grey Davis ordered that all cats be declawed.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; US: California
KEYWORDS: animalrightslist; california; dog; dogriots; la; photos; riot; trial; verdict
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1 posted on 03/21/2002 1:31:26 PM PST by pulaskibush
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To: pulaskibush
LOL!
2 posted on 03/21/2002 1:31:59 PM PST by Lazamataz
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To: pulaskibush
Did the police profile and arrest only black dogs?
3 posted on 03/21/2002 1:32:37 PM PST by Oldeconomybuyer
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To: pulaskibush
Nice one!
4 posted on 03/21/2002 1:32:56 PM PST by kickme
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To: pulaskibush
I saw them releasing the hounds from the kennels! Its CHAOS!!!!!!
5 posted on 03/21/2002 1:33:24 PM PST by smith288
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To: pulaskibush
HA!
6 posted on 03/21/2002 1:34:20 PM PST by Bob J
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To: pulaskibush
Are the dogs burning down Korean restaurants?
7 posted on 03/21/2002 1:34:21 PM PST by finnman69
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To: pulaskibush
Oh, that's funny! < /sarcasm>
9 posted on 03/21/2002 1:34:37 PM PST by rdb3
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To: pulaskibush
That's a good one, thanks!
10 posted on 03/21/2002 1:34:42 PM PST by TopQuark
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To: pulaskibush
I'll be dog gone...
11 posted on 03/21/2002 1:34:56 PM PST by Drango
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To: smith288
How many head bites did reginald denny get---can they sew his head back on--together!
12 posted on 03/21/2002 1:35:11 PM PST by f.Christian
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To: pulaskibush
maybe the Korean's will eat all the dogs!!!
13 posted on 03/21/2002 1:35:20 PM PST by alisasny
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To: pulaskibush
Is that in the Whats area of LA?
14 posted on 03/21/2002 1:35:25 PM PST by blam
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To: pulaskibush
Rich.
15 posted on 03/21/2002 1:35:42 PM PST by Navy Patriot
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To: pulaskibush
How dare you call it a riot you fascist conservative reactionary? It's an uprising!!!
17 posted on 03/21/2002 1:36:21 PM PST by Revolting cat!
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To: pulaskibush
Who let the dogs out?
18 posted on 03/21/2002 1:36:42 PM PST by socal_parrot
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To: pulaskibush
Thank you! I was having a boring day - and then I read your post! And of course sent it to all my friends, who were also having boring days. LOL!
19 posted on 03/21/2002 1:36:44 PM PST by livius
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To: pulaskibush
Lassie Jackson, a dog and dog's rights activist,...

Lassie Jackson???

Another one of Jesse's indiscretions?

20 posted on 03/21/2002 1:37:14 PM PST by Willie Green
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To: pulaskibush
There were reports of them stealing tv's, too!
22 posted on 03/21/2002 1:37:50 PM PST by MadelineZapeezda
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To: pulaskibush
Lassie Jackson, a dog and dog's rights activist, stated, "This is the fault of the Human Race. We've been oppressed for over 300 years and should be compensated."

Lassie Jackson has lots of pups all over the place. He goes to big houses and threatens to bite the owners until they give him something to eat.

23 posted on 03/21/2002 1:38:26 PM PST by mafree
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It's been reported that the rioting began after inflammatory comments were broadcast from Llaso Apsangeles Mayor Tom Basenjly and Dog House of Representative member Maxine Weimerwaters.
24 posted on 03/21/2002 1:39:14 PM PST by Bob J
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To: pulaskibush
How long will it be before we start seeing "Big Mama Mojo" (aka Maxine "Ah stops kanninbols wit' mah face" Waters) on the tube demanding federal money to rebuild the doghouses and kennels destroyed in the riots?
26 posted on 03/21/2002 1:39:47 PM PST by MarineDad
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To: pulaskibush
Why can't we all just get a leash?
27 posted on 03/21/2002 1:39:47 PM PST by spodefly
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To: pulaskibush
I will have you know its not dogs, but Canine-Americans...

Thanks for the laugh.

29 posted on 03/21/2002 1:40:54 PM PST by LWalk18
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To: Howlin; Miss Marple; PhiKapMom;
for a laugh.......
30 posted on 03/21/2002 1:41:00 PM PST by deport
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To: pulaskibush
Animal city....
32 posted on 03/21/2002 1:41:20 PM PST by KSCITYBOY
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To: pulaskibush
Perfect - thanks! bttt (Lassie Jackson - LMAO)
33 posted on 03/21/2002 1:41:27 PM PST by lodwick
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To: seamole
No justice! No fleas!
34 posted on 03/21/2002 1:41:43 PM PST by socal_parrot
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To: pulaskibush
It's all human society's fault. Ruff.
35 posted on 03/21/2002 1:42:01 PM PST by Shermy
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To: pulaskibush
QUICK! Turn on CNN! There's live video of the cops chasing a rottweiler down the LA freeway...

Mark W.

36 posted on 03/21/2002 1:42:22 PM PST by MarkWar
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To: pulaskibush
Are the dogs blaming it all on Mark FUR-man?
37 posted on 03/21/2002 1:42:38 PM PST by Nea Wood
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To: pulaskibush
LOL!!!
38 posted on 03/21/2002 1:42:56 PM PST by PatrioticAmerican
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To: pulaskibush
From Clifford Simak

City. 1952. A classic and non-standard science fiction novel. The basic premise is that the invention of the family airplane and helicopter led to a sweeping change in demographics. People moved to the countryside and the cities became abandoned.

A character, Bruce Webster, surgically altered dogs' tongues enabling them to mimic human speech. Over thousands of years dogs evolved high intelligence and the capability of speech. Chapters in this book may be separated by hundreds of years. In the end, the story is told from the dogs' perspective and humans are long gone.

Source

http://www.tc.umn.edu/~brams007/simak/writings.html#city

39 posted on 03/21/2002 1:42:57 PM PST by Stentor
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To: Bob J
Llaso Apsangeles Mayor Tom Basenjly

"No comment!" (barkless)

40 posted on 03/21/2002 1:44:31 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: pulaskibush
Attorney ROVER Cochran was quoted as saying, "If the dog hasn't bit, you must acquit!"
41 posted on 03/21/2002 1:44:33 PM PST by Las Vegas Dave
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To: pulaskibush; alisasny

First L.A., then on to Korea! Unleash the dogs of war!

42 posted on 03/21/2002 1:45:38 PM PST by Shermy
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To: Oldeconomybuyer
Did the police profile and arrest only black dogs?

That is why I keep my black lab as a house dog, I don't want her to turn up with "a record on the police blotter".

44 posted on 03/21/2002 1:46:16 PM PST by notpoliticallycorewrecked
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To: pulaskibush
Well done!
45 posted on 03/21/2002 1:46:18 PM PST by Howlin
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To: pulaskibush
I just saw a dog smash a brick into a cat's face on Normandie Blvd! This is getting out of control!
46 posted on 03/21/2002 1:47:32 PM PST by monkeyshine
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To: livius
Me, too!
47 posted on 03/21/2002 1:47:50 PM PST by Howlin
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To: pulaskibush
There's no need to fear...


48 posted on 03/21/2002 1:48:36 PM PST by aomagrat
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To: finnman69
If they go anywhere NEAR Korean Restaurants they might be turned into CHOW dogs! Anyway, imagine that, animals rioting in Los Angeles. Whoda thunk it?
49 posted on 03/21/2002 1:48:40 PM PST by Enterprise
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To: pulaskibush
"CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?"
50 posted on 03/21/2002 1:50:00 PM PST by INSENSITIVE GUY
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