The Many Nicknames of William Jefferson Blythe Clinton

vanity | 4.15.2002 | upchuck

[upchuck]

As I have perused articles and posts here on FR over the last year or so I have been amazed at the numerous nicknames invented for our ex-(thank God)president Bill Clinton. I decided to collect these nicknames. Presented here your your viewing pleasure,

The many nicknames of William Jefferson Blythe Clinton:

Clintbilly	Slickster	Bubba	der Sleickmeister
ArkanBilly	Slickbilly	Teflon	Billybubba
Draft-dodger	Sinkmeister	Internbanger	Rapist
Grifter	Slick Willie	Klinkton	Toon
Slimebag	Clintonazi	Felon-in-Chief	Billyboy
Slick	Billzo	Stainmaker	Willie
Klinton	Clintoon	Goon-in-Chief	Bildo
Sink Emperor	Caligula	Xlinton	bILL
Chief Slimer	Beelzebubba	Himbo-Tramp	Liar
Hillbilly	Liar-in-Chief	Sick Willie	Clintigula
His Heinous	SleazeBag	Willard	X-42
Thief	Clownton	The Big Creep	Fornicating Ice Man

Scary, ain't it?

[upchuck]

Ommissions are apologized for ahead of time and eagerly sought.

I saved my fav for last: THE SCUMBAG!

[geaux]

Don't forget Billy Jeff, or "B.J." for short.

[Maceman]

I think you missed "Clintigula"

[Centurion2000]

You forgot traitor, and political won-ton.

[upchuck]

Thanks, far right column, third from the bottom.

[Revolting cat!]

Excellent work, upchuck.

Here's Moana's own loving nickname: THE BIG HE. There was also BJ Peron when used with Evita!

[LiberalBassTurds]

I always liked...

Commander In Cheat and Commander And Thief

[Skip Ripley]

I prefer to call him "Wet Willie"

[TheOldLady]

The First Perpetrator, Sleazola in Chief, Mr. Presi... er, Slime Bucket, The First Murderer, Rapist in Chief, can you tell how I feel about the First Creep?

[scholar]

How about Prevaricator-in-Chief or better yet Fornicator-in-Chief. Whatever the nickname, he is still SCUM.

[Registered]

Good one. Bump.

[breakem]

My fav SCUMmander-in-chief

[arly]

don't forget "William the Impaler"

[JackelopeBreeder]

"Billary"

[smorgle]

How could you leave out The Pantload?

[Delbert]

The list seems to be incomplete, you left out "TURD"

[upchuck]

Thanks to all for pointing out my many ommissions (LOL!).

Actually, when I think about this, that a president of the USA could have so many derogatory nicknames, it really sickens me. Thank God for Dubya, a man of few nicknames.

Oh, anyone wanna try a nickname list for The Hildebeaste?

[SerpentDove]

My fave:

BEELZEBUBBA

[Fish out of Water]

index bump

[Revolting cat!]

How could I forget my own Chinese favourite: Krintong!

[WillaJohns]

Very good. I like it. If I'm not mistaken, my personal favorite, Beezelbubba, is misspelled in your list. Please correct it. We can't have anyone think Freepers are illiterate. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (fading off in maniacal laughter).

Please feel free to correct my spelling at any time. I always get a kick out of correcting someone's spelling and they quickly point out my depressing mistakes.

[SerpentDove]

>>Oh, anyone wanna try a nickname list for The Hildebeaste?<<

I'll get the ball rolling:
Hitlery
Shrillery
Shillery
Hillary Scrottum
Rotten Rodham
Wicked Witch of the West Wing

[backhoe]

Little Big Fraud®

Local talk radio has also produced "That One-man Crime Wave...." and "The Slug...."

[My Identity]

That POC

That Piece Of.... C***

[My Identity]

The anti-christ

[Maedhros]

Not so musch an addition as a corollary:

Wilhelm von Slickmeister

[RJL]

Dollar Bill.

[SerpentDove]

One of the funniest terms I saw during the Monica days refered to the semen-stain (sorry, but that's what it was...) on the blue dress:

PRESIDUE

[backhoe]

Gee, you forgot

Hillarrhea!©

[Maedhros]

Pig in a Pantsuit (PIAPS)

Old Crusty (the pantsuit)

Rodham Hussein

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Always liked the campaign slogan "SCRAPE THE BOTTOM - VOTE FOR RODHAM"

[proudofthesouth]

You forgot "Traitor" or "Traitor-in-Chief"

[jimt]

I really like "sinkmaster". Wished I'd said it first.

[jimt]

Oops, should have read a little more carefully...

[Revolting cat!]

I always liked Senator Evita DeVille. (No, the nickname itself, silly.)

[Revolting cat!]

There have also been references, I remember, to Nadezhda Krupskaya (Hillary Krupskaya, Senator Krupskaya, etc) and in a similar vein to Eva Braun.

[Sungirl]

[SerpentDove]

bump

[geaux]

Oh, and there's also "The Bent One."

[texasbluebell]

Chillary fits her to a t. But then so do all the other names!

[sweetliberty]

You forgot "predator in chief" and the "serial groper."

[Free_at_last_-2001]

The Scumbag Kid

[bob mccabe]

My personal favorite is …... “Arkanfeuher”, pretty sure I heard it on Rush

[Liz]

indexing

[Libertina]

Eeewwww! The trouble is, it's pretty believable! LOL

[Pagey]

You forgot "The Bastard Son" LOL

[CRAW]

How about (_0_)

[mombonn]

Don't forget the FIRST ELECTED IMPEACHED president.

[mombonn]

Oh, also - the dodger-in-chief.

[LiberteeBell]

My favorite is the Chinese version: Birr Krinton. Wish I knew to whom credit belongs.